It was only a _Matt_er of time for somethign like this to happen

Good one

It's gotta be the Jews fault, right Kevin?

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Implying a difference between Jews and scandos

>haha! Did you hear me mom!? I said the Jews again!

Gotem.

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Aw man, no Matt? I'll stream instead. I can dress up as Blonde.

RIP Matt

I blame the FEDS

Could be cute

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Matt had the wrong juice?

I no longer believe in data or evidence because someone said "the jews".

Feds and Jews are mortal enemies.

i don't understand peoples dislike of juice

They keep messing with our society. If they left things alone no one would care about them.

so no call in show

who wants to get drunk and play jackbox games in a VC chat instead?

I'm already drinking

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try peach apple blend - you'll change your mind

i like apple banana strawberry

that's goood shit goooooood shit

I like the actual fruit more. Juice is for children.

a margarita is juice

Join the juice we have the best sauce.

margaritas=for children

@MattChristainsen has the corona virus

i was honestly worried i had caught it the other day when i got home from shotshow. didn't help that my wife kept reminding me that vegas is one of the largest travel spots for chinese visitors.

@AlexandertheBased
Thsnks for that timely and original take, retard.

but then i was told i wouldn't even be sick yet because incubation period or something. so i'm gonna roll with that idea.

I ate the bat soup on Monday...I was out for the count on Tuesday

***Everybody was Kung Flu fighting***

***That creeping cough, it spread as fast as lightning***

***In fact it was a little bit frightning***

It has a two week incubation period as I have been told.

***It killed with expert timing***

Mgtow is Jewish subversion for men to be too scared of women to even approach them, men are already nervous and these Jews tap into those fears and say its okay women arent worth it anyways