Message from @Eegren Airhiem
Discord ID: 672327345218125854
he went to the office kitchen and saw the coffee pot "empty" he said
he check the cabinets for coffee grounds "nothing" he said
he shout out loud "where is coffee of life!?" he said.
Sarah walk in "it will be awhile for the next shipment of coffee" said Sarah.
nooooooo! Jerry cried aloud "sigh I guess I will have to make do with hot water" said Jerry.
"I understand Jerry we are under a lot of stress to get the project Ecid-10 done. the dead line must be met" said Sarah.
ok
"I was hoping to help the team with a fresh cup of coffee" Jerry said.
wtf is happening here?
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accidentally typing your fan fiction into a discord
pretty embarassing
Hai, Catboi!
just play it off
maybe noone noticed
hello, Legal
Eegren
hi
just having fun
@Catboi lol
write fanfiction about whatever you want, but picking Jerry Seinfeld and Sarah Bareilles? thats just weird
What's weirder is the nudes he was dming me
of him dressed up like a woman
when does my women respecter check come in?
@Eegren Airhiem I am doing well. thyself?
Satisfied with this day and this night’ but I definitely want some more lobster pasta tomorrow.
I ate cheap rations today
im going to eat your ass
Eww
no u
So, New York now requires a star gazing permit and Michael Bloomberg did an ad where he eats "Big Gay Ice Cream" and says it's the best.
None of that is satire.
i mean, the star gazing crap has been in long island since at least 2014
ii dont know when it first went into effect
michael bloomberg probably eats ass
YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT?
LONDON IS GREAT LETS COPY LONDON
@Catboi how was NIAC? When I left it was you and Kevin sexting with some boy pretending to be a girl
Lol.
Literally none of that is correct, for the record.