lol kev do you really have pokemon too?
@Unironic Ohio Supremecist

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he went to the office kitchen and saw the coffee pot "empty" he said

he check the cabinets for coffee grounds "nothing" he said

he shout out loud "where is coffee of life!?" he said.

Sarah walk in "it will be awhile for the next shipment of coffee" said Sarah.

nooooooo! Jerry cried aloud "sigh I guess I will have to make do with hot water" said Jerry.

"I understand Jerry we are under a lot of stress to get the project Ecid-10 done. the dead line must be met" said Sarah.

ok

"I was hoping to help the team with a fresh cup of coffee" Jerry said.

wtf is happening here?

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accidentally typing your fan fiction into a discord

pretty embarassing

Hai, Catboi!

just play it off

maybe noone noticed

hello, Legal

Eegren

hi

just having fun

@Catboi lol

how art thou @Fyrjefe ?

write fanfiction about whatever you want, but picking Jerry Seinfeld and Sarah Bareilles? thats just weird

What's weirder is the nudes he was dming me

of him dressed up like a woman

when does my women respecter check come in?

@Eegren Airhiem I am doing well. thyself?

Satisfied with this day and this night’ but I definitely want some more lobster pasta tomorrow.

I ate cheap rations today

im going to eat your ass

Eww

no u

So, New York now requires a star gazing permit and Michael Bloomberg did an ad where he eats "Big Gay Ice Cream" and says it's the best.

None of that is satire.

i mean, the star gazing crap has been in long island since at least 2014

ii dont know when it first went into effect

michael bloomberg probably eats ass

YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT?

LONDON IS GREAT LETS COPY LONDON