And the fact of the matter, is that doesn't <:Smug:643129431434461194>

3.) Cock hungry

Where does one go to fill out this application

I guess I should advertise mine too

My dms lol

I need some sexual connection with another human being without the emotional component

that's probably most people ... and then they just fall into a relationship of convenience

but hey

I don’t want a relationship at all

ok <:Boomer:644902956130500608>

I just want two consenting adults to come together and create schedules of when we’re gonna fuck

sounds like a relationship to me

Yeah except if you call/text me regarding your emotions I’m blocking you and not looking back

Damn Chain, that sounds really unfulfilling

The emotional component is the best part of any sexual relationship

Lol what

Shiny is now accepting friendship applications!
4 requirements:
1) Be nice
2) Be a good friend (i.e. bucket filler)
3) Be willing to be my friend
4) Have a sufficient attention span to get through the application
Apply here: https://forms.gle/PiHKXqZ1866a9yUK8
Good luck! I look forward to hearing from you! 💕

Asphodel is now accepting bologna sandwich applications
requirements are listed below:
1) consist of a top and bottom layer of bread, cheap white bread preferably
2) have a system of innards consisting of one item, *bologna*
3) be remotely edible

Is this close enough

oh lmao

and no

*this will not do*

see requirement 1

Why do you prefer cheap white bread over expensive pink bread

It's a disposition

:^)

https://forum.effectivealtruism.org/posts/g2F5BBfhTNESR5PJJ/concerning-the-recent-wuhan-coronavirus-outbreak

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jackkelly/2020/01/27/the-coronavirus-is-a-black-swan-event-that-may-have-serious-repercussions-for-the-us-economy-and-job-market/#34dc1e3d3991

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@LustrousMandrill wtf is this actually your google doc?

https://forms.gle/PiHKXqZ1866a9yUK8 😰

It's a Google Form

Thsi is long as fuck

Hence requirement #4 😅

Commie Boi completed it in like 10 minutes somehow

@Asphodel eating meat on my vegan server

Must be all the speed

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NO WAIT LOL OH NO

NO MEAT IN THIS VEGAN MINECRAFT SERVER

IF I CATCH ANYONE SO MUCH AS LOOKING AT A PIG OR COW IN A WEIRD WAY THE PERPETRATOR WILL BE HIT VERY HARD WITH A SHARPNESS V DIAMOND SWORD