Message from @Methode
Discord ID: 671605067312398347
Ecvpet they are
They plot
@chain that's only two requirements
3.) Exist
And the fact of the matter, is that doesn't <:Smug:643129431434461194>
3.) Cock hungry
Where does one go to fill out this application
I guess I should advertise mine too
My dms lol
I need some sexual connection with another human being without the emotional component
that's probably most people ... and then they just fall into a relationship of convenience
but hey
I don’t want a relationship at all
ok <:Boomer:644902956130500608>
I just want two consenting adults to come together and create schedules of when we’re gonna fuck
sounds like a relationship to me
Yeah except if you call/text me regarding your emotions I’m blocking you and not looking back
Damn Chain, that sounds really unfulfilling
The emotional component is the best part of any sexual relationship
Shiny is now accepting friendship applications!
4 requirements:
1) Be nice
2) Be a good friend (i.e. bucket filler)
3) Be willing to be my friend
4) Have a sufficient attention span to get through the application
Apply here: https://forms.gle/PiHKXqZ1866a9yUK8
Good luck! I look forward to hearing from you! 💕
Asphodel is now accepting bologna sandwich applications
requirements are listed below:
1) consist of a top and bottom layer of bread, cheap white bread preferably
2) have a system of innards consisting of one item, *bologna*
3) be remotely edible
Is this close enough
oh lmao
and no
*this will not do*
see requirement 1
Why do you prefer cheap white bread over expensive pink bread
It's a disposition
:^)
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@LustrousMandrill wtf is this actually your google doc?
https://forms.gle/PiHKXqZ1866a9yUK8 😰
It's a Google Form
Thsi is long as fuck
Hence requirement #4 😅
Commie Boi completed it in like 10 minutes somehow