Message from @LustrousMandrill
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2.) Horny all the time
Ecvpet they are
They plot
@chain that's only two requirements
3.) Exist
And the fact of the matter, is that doesn't <:Smug:643129431434461194>
3.) Cock hungry
Where does one go to fill out this application
I guess I should advertise mine too
My dms lol
I need some sexual connection with another human being without the emotional component
that's probably most people ... and then they just fall into a relationship of convenience
but hey
I don’t want a relationship at all
ok <:Boomer:644902956130500608>
I just want two consenting adults to come together and create schedules of when we’re gonna fuck
sounds like a relationship to me
Yeah except if you call/text me regarding your emotions I’m blocking you and not looking back
Damn Chain, that sounds really unfulfilling
Lol what
Shiny is now accepting friendship applications!
4 requirements:
1) Be nice
2) Be a good friend (i.e. bucket filler)
3) Be willing to be my friend
4) Have a sufficient attention span to get through the application
Apply here: https://forms.gle/PiHKXqZ1866a9yUK8
Good luck! I look forward to hearing from you! 💕
Asphodel is now accepting bologna sandwich applications
requirements are listed below:
1) consist of a top and bottom layer of bread, cheap white bread preferably
2) have a system of innards consisting of one item, *bologna*
3) be remotely edible
Is this close enough
oh lmao
and no
*this will not do*
see requirement 1
Why do you prefer cheap white bread over expensive pink bread
It's a disposition
:^)
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@LustrousMandrill wtf is this actually your google doc?
https://forms.gle/PiHKXqZ1866a9yUK8 😰
It's a Google Form
Thsi is long as fuck
Hence requirement #4 😅
Commie Boi completed it in like 10 minutes somehow