if the image is too big

crop it but make sure the boobs are visible

as for email address, throwaway or is regular one okay

i would choose an cn email provider to appear more trustworthy

they are sometimes a little unfriendly to merican ones

they are gonna know that you're not chink when you're not speaking chink anyway

I'm German. We are Chinas Greatest Ally afterall.

the picture is just for order employee mr wang to click on it for oogling and getting a boner at work, then work with your order than others

so regular email

or for miss li who click on you to see your cute bikini and see if she wanna buy a same looking one

and then work on your order

MISS LI A QT

"I certify that I have the right and authority to distribute this picture and that it does not violate the Terms of Use. "

Oh boy, you're gonna get your package and a marriage proposal

kek

I'm getting memed on am I not

Mobile phone number?

Why not create a real account?

I have but I'm ordering right now

and it asks for a mobile phone number

For verification/identification

Delivery drivers too

Jic

What payment method is usually most appreciated? CC?

Debit or credit card

sweet

just make an alipay account also

I think you make one on your first pay

why does aliexpress keep logging me out reeeee

Use the app 😃

Think im gonna do a Awful reviews EDC video

Sounds good

@Phatique look forward to it

whats alipay?

its like paypal but for ali

chinks dont want to give money to filthy white piggu, so they make their own pay system

Alipay and we pay are pretty awesome systems

mh but if I pay with CC what does it matter?

lol gonna be a pretty long video, i actually carry quite a lot

what do you need other than key, wallet, phone maybe headphones, and if you go full neckbeard a knife and flashlight?

I actually carry a multitool and flashlight