For like a couple mil

~~~~~

And I want a percentage please.

For thinking of this idea.

Well, I can't smell anything and I don't feel particularly averse. I'm curious as to why I got mailed a single ziploc, but eh.

It seems like a shipping fuckup to me.

I don't understand why it was empty though

Me neither.

Do you really think someone wanted DHL shipping for a single ziploc bag

It sounds like someone pinched whatever was in it

Thing is

I've not ordered anything from chinkland in a long while.

Just look up the tracking number

I did.

Found it where it's from

Did it have your name on it?

No shipping info at all.

wELL

DM'd you it, but like I say.

No info as far as I can tell.

Enjoy being kidnapped by Chinese ninjas.

What'll they do, harvest my -brain-?

Haha I have none

"Status: The service used to send this item does not provide tracking information."

Hence.

>watching Mao's edc

>he says he bought the ink locally

Someone on the internet went and bought something because I told them to wtf

It's called being easy to convince.

I'm still totally puzzled by this bag.

Oh well.

It won't even fit over my head fucking assholes

Should have just packed a rope

Make it out of human hair. I can dig that spooky touch

Also very fitting for China.

I wish they had sent me something cool.

Like a meteor hammer or someshit

Fucking chinks

Then I can break my own legs instead

I only have phone screens on the way atm it's so boring

They sent you SARS