Yall are wild lmao

No you guys don’t get it, we were sitting down for brunch and this waitress was literally 4 foot 10 or 4 foot 11, Tiny brunette absolute stunner and I was making plans to kidnap her for the entire next week that we were there

00ft

She literally was the single most gorgeous, Tiny, fit in my pocket bad bitch I have ever seen in my life

you guys et note of her schedule?

hours?

I mean

I mean I’m just gonna end up near there every month until she falls In love with me or a find a good roofie dealer

Just to get her on the plane

Plenty of rallies ahead lmao

I must buy them NIIIIIIIGGERS steak dinners as part of the agreement. So I certainly can relate. It's a bullshit taboo word that's fun to say

Go with the 1st half lol

You better marry that woman

Woah now

He already said he was sharin with Merchandise

Oh dude she looked exactly like my future ex-wife

@FloridaManBoohajideen man - I feel that.

Don’t worry she look like she would be a great single mother

LMAO

Dont worry, she looked like she was in to rape porn

@FloridaManBoohajideen no

You must cherish warbrides

At least until you leave lol

This girl was so tiny I could take her with me and use her as a flashlight

Fleshlight*

You mean fleshlight

Careful - last thing we need is another wave of fucking boomers

Damn it

@INNYGMATYK bro, we're almost 30yr old boomers

I mean "" wEd RaIsE eM rIgHt ""

but

We just bring style to it

something something good times

Boomer 2.0. Coming out with the 1911. 2

Something something weak men

2011*

ad infinitum

> dumbass you're not even drunk

Oh my God, do you realize our grandkids will at some point be carrying 2011’s in Serpa holsters?

It’s when we will have to come down and bring shame upon our descendants

Talking about “2 gUlF wARD”