Message from @Windatica

Discord ID: 305221847744512000


2017-04-22 06:00:34 UTC  

I doubt it's 5 weeks when it says 12-20 days

2017-04-22 06:00:53 UTC  

and then the seller extends buyer protection on the 21st day

2017-04-22 06:01:28 UTC  

I thought buyer protection was through Ali not the seller

2017-04-22 06:01:47 UTC  

it is

2017-04-22 06:01:51 UTC  

the seller just controls it

2017-04-22 06:01:53 UTC  

well

2017-04-22 06:01:55 UTC  

relax m8, it'll come

2017-04-22 06:01:56 UTC  

can extend it

2017-04-22 06:02:02 UTC  

I need my lube

2017-04-22 06:02:04 UTC  

yea you just need to relax for 20 days

2017-04-22 06:02:05 UTC  

ffs

2017-04-22 06:02:06 UTC  

Like asap

2017-04-22 06:02:08 UTC  

just use coconut oil or something

2017-04-22 06:02:12 UTC  

corn starch and water

2017-04-22 06:02:12 UTC  

wd-40

2017-04-22 06:02:16 UTC  

bleach

2017-04-22 06:02:16 UTC  

No man I'm cut

2017-04-22 06:02:20 UTC  

It doesn't work

2017-04-22 06:02:27 UTC  

Fucking Jews for parents

2017-04-22 06:02:27 UTC  

PVA glue

2017-04-22 06:02:39 UTC  

thats why you need a dick cage goyim?

2017-04-22 06:02:48 UTC  

protect your skinnies from seconds

2017-04-22 06:02:52 UTC  

No that's for my (girl)friend

2017-04-22 06:03:33 UTC  

shoulda just bought it locally

2017-04-22 06:03:39 UTC  

you wouldnt eat a chink burger

2017-04-22 06:03:45 UTC  

Nowhere around here sells that shit

2017-04-22 06:03:51 UTC  

I'm in the fucking Bible belt

2017-04-22 06:04:14 UTC  

In the middle of good ol fuckin ketuckeroooo

2017-04-22 06:06:00 UTC  

Goddamn if it comes in 5 weeks I'm going to kms

2017-04-22 06:14:21 UTC  

Tape it

2017-04-22 06:14:57 UTC  

I ordered RAM two days ago and it just arrived

2017-04-22 06:15:05 UTC  

Dog bless DHL 24 h delivery

2017-04-22 06:16:13 UTC  

Who needs ass lube, more spit, run longer, run faster

2017-04-22 06:16:58 UTC  

That'll get you in there

2017-04-22 06:28:21 UTC  

Who here got their hands on the pussy trigger?

2017-04-22 06:30:22 UTC  

pussy trigger?

2017-04-22 06:51:16 UTC  

I'm pussy?

2017-04-22 06:52:05 UTC  

I got a 3d pussy

2017-04-22 06:52:22 UTC  

I don't need one famalama

2017-04-22 06:53:53 UTC  

then what the hell do you need us for?

2017-04-22 06:55:20 UTC  

Chinky tech