4-5 weeks

Wtf

i mean you are buying cheap little shit over the internet made through legalized slave labor

gotta cut corners somewhere

It says 12-20 days

what did you order? a phone?

if its something expensive then its probably registered mail or dhl or whatever and it'll be faster

ive heard dhl can get shit shipped from china to alaska in 5 days

A butt plug, lube and a chastity belt

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All via epacket

i hope you asked the seller to label it as "beauty products"

I told him to label it as "children's toys"

great, so when you get caught you'll be labeled as a pervert and a pedophile

Did your cuck cage come in yet

So back to my original question

Any1 ordered shit from Ali via ePacket

im tellin you, 5 weeks

i have over 100 confirmed ~~kills~~ purchases on aliexpress

Dude it literally says if it goes over 20 days full refund

I doubt it's 5 weeks when it says 12-20 days

and then the seller extends buyer protection on the 21st day

I thought buyer protection was through Ali not the seller

it is

the seller just controls it

well

relax m8, it'll come

can extend it

I need my lube

yea you just need to relax for 20 days

ffs

Like asap

just use coconut oil or something

corn starch and water

wd-40

bleach

No man I'm cut

It doesn't work

Fucking Jews for parents

PVA glue

thats why you need a dick cage goyim?