Message from @Shrimpf

Discord ID: 306488552500494338


2017-04-25 14:58:11 UTC  

My watch is smart, it can do math

2017-04-25 15:10:51 UTC  

My Laptop can draw equations and has an efficient interface

2017-04-25 15:11:14 UTC  

i can draw a swastika on my hand using a pen

2017-04-25 15:12:14 UTC  

i made a drum machine with my desk and 2 fingers

2017-04-25 15:12:21 UTC  

I can commit felonys with a pen only too

2017-04-25 15:27:45 UTC  

just bought kzate for $9 idk if that was worth

2017-04-25 15:51:00 UTC  

iphone 8 looks like shit

2017-04-25 15:55:18 UTC  

looks like a chink shit clone

2017-04-25 15:55:35 UTC  

Where was that posted?

2017-04-25 15:58:14 UTC  

twitter handle watermark might lead you somewhere 🤔

2017-04-25 15:58:44 UTC  

The 3d model one has one, but I can't read that :(

2017-04-25 16:00:03 UTC  

説明 suggestions it's an instruction manual or something

2017-04-25 16:00:12 UTC  

that's as much as I can read

2017-04-25 16:00:17 UTC  

There is a handle in the bottom right

2017-04-25 16:01:00 UTC  

But the other ones are fake i think

2017-04-25 17:08:37 UTC  

big if true

2017-04-25 17:17:35 UTC  

when will camera buldges end

2017-04-25 17:53:36 UTC  

I'll show you my camera bulge

2017-04-25 17:56:05 UTC  

Problem is phone cameras have to get bulgier to allow better quality, but I'd rather have less quality and not have a phone cock

2017-04-25 19:01:16 UTC  

This is why convergence sucks, you end up having a device that does a bunch of things shitily. Why the fuck do you need a 2000 megapixel camera to snapchat your food anyway?

2017-04-25 19:03:08 UTC  

so you can regonize the bank robber what happened to be in picture 200 meters away at end of the road

2017-04-25 19:03:49 UTC  

Isn't that what CCTV is for tho?

2017-04-25 19:05:43 UTC  

you just zoom in and make the resolution higher. geez, even normie tv shows do that nowadays.

2017-04-25 19:12:12 UTC  

that good stuff >only windows 10 no nougat

2017-04-25 19:12:51 UTC  

Just linux it

2017-04-25 19:55:48 UTC  

i cannot refuse

2017-04-25 19:57:55 UTC  

>search overwatch on ali
>prepare to fap

2017-04-25 20:02:30 UTC  

>search mousepad on ali
>prepare to fap

2017-04-25 20:17:34 UTC  

everyone knows swimsuits and underwear have the best fap material

2017-04-25 20:18:26 UTC  

>not masturbating to booty/boobie mousepads of anime characters

2017-04-25 20:19:02 UTC  

>not masturbating to printer filaments

2017-04-25 20:27:08 UTC  

>not masturbating to minecraft figurines

2017-04-25 20:27:29 UTC  

not everyone is into pigs

2017-04-25 20:28:24 UTC  

>not just straight up masturbating to the randomiser

2017-04-25 20:29:06 UTC  

I mean damn dude that german ww2 helmet is really doing it for me

2017-04-25 20:37:29 UTC  

>not masturbting to anti-balding cream

2017-04-25 20:38:44 UTC  

>Not masturbating to this conversation

2017-04-25 20:49:22 UTC  

>implying I haven't