Message from @swagmeisterflash
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you keep telling yourself that
you should seriously think about your diet if your poo is that colour
Comfy is alive...
Holy shit
no he dead
Nice to see you back dawg
there's at least three VHF bands, and I need number 1
ask the chinkies? they will tell you yes, if it doesnt work, you refund?
the problem is that most radios say what freq they can do, i just can't find one that says the right one
bundeswehr radio chart:
SEM-52: fuck you, 500m range in average conditions. 2lbs strapped to your chest.
SEM-70: fuck you, 3000m range in average conditions. 20lbs strapped to your back.
this chart hasn't changed IN 30 YEARS
we all have to be strapped down with all the fucking kit and do marches
do it often enough and you stop complaining
80lbs and 4-5h walks, zigzaging the horizon, the glorious days
pls recommend small thin power bank
the entrance fitness test always is a joke, because from that same stock they raise both cooks, army musicians, tank crews as well as the actual infantry
the later tests are tougher
well, depending on what unit you went to
yes, we are
we're sending large parts of the ready forces to the baltics
i heard the bongs are making a return to germany over the next few years
moving your tank brigades to a place where they can be relevant, vaguely, again
i meant the army
u got them challangers m9
they don't do you a lot of good on your island
come over here and pretend like it's the good ol bad ol days and you're up against the 3rd shock army in the fulda gap
nigger why do i know your british military memes better than you do
the 3rd shock was a soviet mechanized / tank division posted at the inner german border
and the british forces posted in germany were posted in a place that was basically smack dab in their projected corridor of assault during the predicted WW3
so "3rd shock here I come" is a traditional call of "oh well" in the bong mil
this is your wiki
enjoy it vigorously
>In the days of the Cold War 3rd Shock Army was the Soviet formation that sat on the other side of the IGB. The bad guys, the Soviet hordes and proof that "Quality may be better than quantity, but quantity has a quality all of it's own".
No matter how many prep talks the officers gave you, how stiff the upper lip and how strong the British spirit, grit and determination was, it never quite got rid of the slight nagging feeling that 1 x British Corps vs 1 x Soviet Army wasn't exactly cricket.
On the plus side intelligence assessments were not particularly hard work - "advancing West" covered most of it.
IT'S SO BRITISH
TRACK DAY, CHAP
i like the socks
this is also an excellent article full of british thinking
and humor