Message from @JHWH

Discord ID: 310376294690848778


2017-05-06 11:17:11 UTC  

rugged spinners is what i call tank wheels

2017-05-06 11:18:12 UTC  

>literally a soldier
>Bundeswehr
pick one

2017-05-06 11:18:33 UTC  

prepare for asshurt

2017-05-06 11:18:35 UTC  

more like a police teacher for shit skins amirite

2017-05-06 11:18:45 UTC  

called it

2017-05-06 11:19:08 UTC  

i just need those freq bands

2017-05-06 11:19:16 UTC  

wikipedia says that's VHF 1

2017-05-06 11:19:34 UTC  

can you actually use your own? isnt that against regulations or smth?

2017-05-06 11:20:26 UTC  

i dun giv fuks, normal soldiers don't get radios, only group leaders do. i just want to meme on the force

2017-05-06 11:20:32 UTC  

and this thing is 50 years old

2017-05-06 11:20:37 UTC  

there aint no digital here

2017-05-06 11:20:42 UTC  

wew poo green

2017-05-06 11:20:59 UTC  

it's OLIVE

2017-05-06 11:21:10 UTC  

you keep telling yourself that

2017-05-06 11:21:45 UTC  

you should seriously think about your diet if your poo is that colour

2017-05-06 11:23:42 UTC  

Comfy is alive...

2017-05-06 11:23:47 UTC  

Holy shit

2017-05-06 11:23:50 UTC  

no he dead

2017-05-06 11:23:55 UTC  

Nice to see you back dawg

2017-05-06 11:23:56 UTC  

there's at least three VHF bands, and I need number 1

2017-05-06 11:24:35 UTC  

ask the chinkies? they will tell you yes, if it doesnt work, you refund?

2017-05-06 11:25:49 UTC  

the problem is that most radios say what freq they can do, i just can't find one that says the right one

2017-05-06 11:28:02 UTC  

bundeswehr radio chart:
SEM-52: fuck you, 500m range in average conditions. 2lbs strapped to your chest.
SEM-70: fuck you, 3000m range in average conditions. 20lbs strapped to your back.

2017-05-06 11:29:27 UTC  

this chart hasn't changed IN 30 YEARS

2017-05-06 11:29:48 UTC  

we all have to be strapped down with all the fucking kit and do marches

2017-05-06 11:29:56 UTC  

do it often enough and you stop complaining

2017-05-06 11:31:09 UTC  

80lbs and 4-5h walks, zigzaging the horizon, the glorious days

2017-05-06 11:33:38 UTC  

pls recommend small thin power bank

2017-05-06 11:34:00 UTC  

the entrance fitness test always is a joke, because from that same stock they raise both cooks, army musicians, tank crews as well as the actual infantry

2017-05-06 11:34:11 UTC  

the later tests are tougher

2017-05-06 11:34:26 UTC  

well, depending on what unit you went to

2017-05-06 11:34:52 UTC  

yes, we are

2017-05-06 11:35:06 UTC  

we're sending large parts of the ready forces to the baltics

2017-05-06 11:35:11 UTC  

because lmaoputin

2017-05-06 11:35:43 UTC  

i heard the bongs are making a return to germany over the next few years

2017-05-06 11:36:05 UTC  

moving your tank brigades to a place where they can be relevant, vaguely, again

2017-05-06 11:36:14 UTC  

i meant the army

2017-05-06 11:36:40 UTC  

u got them challangers m9

2017-05-06 11:36:48 UTC  

they don't do you a lot of good on your island

2017-05-06 11:37:17 UTC  

come over here and pretend like it's the good ol bad ol days and you're up against the 3rd shock army in the fulda gap

2017-05-06 11:37:59 UTC  

nigger why do i know your british military memes better than you do