Message from @MeeM

Discord ID: 327457445456642048


2017-06-22 14:32:51 UTC  

Or get shanked

2017-06-22 14:33:03 UTC  

>not carrying your own knife

2017-06-22 14:33:05 UTC  

Or 3v1

2017-06-22 14:33:07 UTC  

you ever take your phone out of your pocket and look at the time, only to put it back in your pocket and completely forget?

2017-06-22 14:33:28 UTC  

yeah everyone does

2017-06-22 14:33:33 UTC  

my friend does it all the time

2017-06-22 14:33:38 UTC  

i ask him "what time is it"

2017-06-22 14:33:48 UTC  

he checks,hide phone

2017-06-22 14:33:51 UTC  

i say HM?

2017-06-22 14:33:54 UTC  

he say what

2017-06-22 14:33:58 UTC  

i say what time is it

2017-06-22 14:33:59 UTC  

he say

2017-06-22 14:34:01 UTC  

i do not know

2017-06-22 14:34:05 UTC  

and check again

2017-06-22 14:34:08 UTC  

every fucking time

2017-06-22 14:34:10 UTC  

._.

2017-06-22 14:35:14 UTC  

🤷

2017-06-22 14:35:17 UTC  

lol

2017-06-22 14:36:48 UTC  

yeah if you carry a watch and you don't normally do so that type of thing stops happening and instead of pulling out your phone you just look at your watch and admire the fact that you've done nothing productive in your life for the past 20 years

2017-06-22 14:38:00 UTC  

I'd get a cheap 20-40$ watch that looks discrete but never more than that

2017-06-22 14:38:58 UTC  

Also you would do that anyway @Windatica 😏

2017-06-22 14:40:15 UTC  

ik i've been inactive for months but u know how comfy called me immature for having bees in my wall

2017-06-22 14:40:17 UTC  

well uhhh

2017-06-22 14:40:24 UTC  

there's 70,000 of em in there

2017-06-22 14:40:31 UTC  

according to an exterminator

2017-06-22 14:40:33 UTC  

kms

2017-06-22 14:42:43 UTC  

"Interview concluded smoothly" Probably never got a call back after that

2017-06-22 14:43:08 UTC  

my manager called me a faggot when he saw i had one

2017-06-22 14:45:23 UTC  

i just got chink shit letter from singapore and i got no idea what this is

2017-06-22 14:45:31 UTC  

tracking number doesent match anything i bought

2017-06-22 14:45:40 UTC  

but it has my name and info on it <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-06-22 14:45:47 UTC  

free gift dear friend

2017-06-22 14:46:14 UTC  

noxious gas inside a packing bubble

2017-06-22 14:46:36 UTC  

make sure to inhale deeply when opening like that other anon

2017-06-22 14:48:19 UTC  

>leave bad review

2017-06-22 14:48:21 UTC  

>die

2017-06-22 14:49:16 UTC  

I got two calls from a random Brazilian number last week

2017-06-22 14:49:27 UTC  

Wish I had answered now

2017-06-22 14:53:40 UTC  

@fedora what was it then

2017-06-22 14:54:02 UTC  

Im picking it up right now