Message from @Cole
Discord ID: 344603908959895553
what about live human meat
get it
live fuckdolls
and i strongly suggest not to do so even ironically lest you want customs to hit you with a fine or get cancer
.
>customs fine
just pull the "I didn't order this" get out of jail free card
>Lest you want customs to get cancer
Fuck customs
reeee
I can get behind this
A 40-foot shipping container of camel tendons for only $3500.
Crikey.
bull benis in pig vagina
Didn't know they farmed camels in China
Chinese camels are weird
they meow
do they also bark?
sometimes
maybe Chinese camels are actually crows? crows can simulate barking <:thenk:329322130804047872>
parrots?
<:chink:323022148870602752>
100 metric tonnes of parrot penises please
for my restaurant
hmmm alibaba is a global marketplace. we should check out if any of our neighbors are selling containers of weird meat
Good thing Rathergood is doing that for us.
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@Tendril How about chicken brain or guinea pig <:benis:239668961011040257>
how does a parrot penis look like
do I want to knos
know
is it gonna be a fucking corkscrew
_cockscrew_
do not google parrot penis
the FBI is on their way
I guess this sums up most birds: http://www.10000birds.com/do-birds-have-penises.htm
let's make a group order for bird dicks from China
poor Chinese must think we're the weirdest fucking people on Earth
I guess it would make for good fish bait
or you could put it in a tequila bottle
does bird penis go well with beer