>customs fine
just pull the "I didn't order this" get out of jail free card

>Lest you want customs to get cancer

Fuck customs

reeee

I can get behind this

A 40-foot shipping container of camel tendons for only $3500.

Crikey.

bull benis in pig vagina

Didn't know they farmed camels in China

Chinese camels are weird

they meow

do they also bark?

sometimes

maybe Chinese camels are actually crows? crows can simulate barking <:thenk:329322130804047872>

parrots?

parrots must be expensive to breed and harvest in large numbers

<:chink:323022148870602752>

100 metric tonnes of parrot penises please

for my restaurant

hmmm alibaba is a global marketplace. we should check out if any of our neighbors are selling containers of weird meat

Good thing Rathergood is doing that for us.

👍

@Tendril How about chicken brain or guinea pig <:benis:239668961011040257>

how does a parrot penis look like

do I want to knos

know

is it gonna be a fucking corkscrew

_cockscrew_

do not google parrot penis

the FBI is on their way

I guess this sums up most birds: http://www.10000birds.com/do-birds-have-penises.htm

let's make a group order for bird dicks from China

poor Chinese must think we're the weirdest fucking people on Earth

I guess it would make for good fish bait

or you could put it in a tequila bottle

does bird penis go well with beer

I'm looking for untraditional snacks <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Fry it with onions. The taste should be just right

thank, Dear

11 inch tablets with snapdragon under 250 with 2k+ res possible?

anything's possible if you decide to ignore QC issues