Message from @BoggyBuntu

Discord ID: 344598946934554624


2017-08-08 20:44:12 UTC  

@Phatique That's sweet

2017-08-08 21:02:06 UTC  

virgin chink shopping: getting chinked; chad chink shopping: scoring a cute girl's phone number

2017-08-08 21:04:10 UTC  

chad chink shopping: getting dears and kissing emojis

2017-08-08 21:05:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/344586852109385731/1492031881231.png

2017-08-08 21:05:51 UTC  

his avatar makes it even better

2017-08-08 21:17:00 UTC  

its so not a fake meme, east asian girls really crave the bwc

2017-08-08 21:39:10 UTC  

@Phatique I'd say they crave the 5 stars review, but maybe you are right

2017-08-08 21:39:43 UTC  

>free airplane tickets instead of refund
take the deal @transience

2017-08-08 21:45:38 UTC  

do they want to die?

2017-08-08 21:46:17 UTC  

Have you ever wondered where McD gets their meat?

2017-08-08 21:48:16 UTC  

good thing that i dont eat at mcd

2017-08-08 21:52:29 UTC  

wow

2017-08-08 21:52:39 UTC  

you can have meat shipped from China?

2017-08-08 21:52:46 UTC  

you can have food shipped from china

2017-08-08 21:52:52 UTC  

it's never going to be a good idea

2017-08-08 21:52:53 UTC  

what about live human meat

2017-08-08 21:53:03 UTC  

get it

2017-08-08 21:53:07 UTC  

live fuckdolls

2017-08-08 21:53:08 UTC  

and i strongly suggest not to do so even ironically lest you want customs to hit you with a fine or get cancer

2017-08-08 21:53:11 UTC  

.

2017-08-08 21:53:50 UTC  

>customs fine
just pull the "I didn't order this" get out of jail free card

2017-08-08 21:54:33 UTC  

>Lest you want customs to get cancer

2017-08-08 21:54:35 UTC  

Fuck customs

2017-08-08 21:54:36 UTC  

reeee

2017-08-08 21:56:28 UTC  

I can get behind this

2017-08-08 22:03:57 UTC  

A 40-foot shipping container of camel tendons for only $3500.

2017-08-08 22:04:00 UTC  

Crikey.

2017-08-08 22:08:09 UTC  

bull benis in pig vagina

2017-08-08 22:08:21 UTC  

Didn't know they farmed camels in China

2017-08-08 22:10:20 UTC  

Chinese camels are weird

2017-08-08 22:10:24 UTC  

they meow

2017-08-08 22:10:35 UTC  

do they also bark?

2017-08-08 22:10:42 UTC  

sometimes

2017-08-08 22:11:27 UTC  

maybe Chinese camels are actually crows? crows can simulate barking <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-08-08 22:11:54 UTC  

parrots?

2017-08-08 22:12:54 UTC  

parrots must be expensive to breed and harvest in large numbers

2017-08-08 22:15:04 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-08-08 22:15:19 UTC  

100 metric tonnes of parrot penises please

2017-08-08 22:15:22 UTC  

for my restaurant

2017-08-08 22:15:59 UTC  

hmmm alibaba is a global marketplace. we should check out if any of our neighbors are selling containers of weird meat