Message from @toaster

Discord ID: 368103423822004224


2017-10-12 18:25:59 UTC  

Tons of random regulation and agreements

2017-10-12 18:26:29 UTC  

Japan has a shit ton of rice it bought but refuses to sell because that would rape thier domestic industry

2017-10-12 18:26:51 UTC  

But they can't give it away to charity because of some UN regulation

2017-10-12 18:26:56 UTC  

So it just sits there

2017-10-12 18:27:29 UTC  

Theoretical rice, bought and paid for and physically there to do nothing but keep rice prices down.

2017-10-12 18:28:15 UTC  

it's like imaginary numbers

2017-10-12 18:28:17 UTC  

imaginary rice

2017-10-12 18:28:23 UTC  

Well it's there

2017-10-12 18:28:31 UTC  

Just no use for it

2017-10-12 18:28:36 UTC  

May as well be sand.

2017-10-12 18:29:31 UTC  

I could use a couple thousand instant noodle units though

2017-10-12 18:30:20 UTC  

alibaba inquiries in your mailbox are the funniest shit

2017-10-12 18:30:29 UTC  

>chink food
cancer packaged

2017-10-12 18:30:52 UTC  

Compared to what?

2017-10-12 18:30:54 UTC  

no, Alice Wang, I am not interested in your offer of cryogenic tanks for liquid nitrogen

2017-10-12 18:30:58 UTC  

wait what the

2017-10-12 18:31:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/368103332797087764/unknown.png

2017-10-12 18:31:15 UTC  

excuse me

2017-10-12 18:31:23 UTC  

>not hustling and becoming the only source for fresh sperm

2017-10-12 18:31:35 UTC  

>mfw anything that can hold water is semen storage tank

2017-10-12 18:31:35 UTC  

theyre on to you

2017-10-12 18:31:41 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-10-12 18:32:34 UTC  

@Deleted User sperm needs to be very cold very fast, the little swimmers are delicate things once out of your nice warm nutsack

2017-10-12 18:33:05 UTC  

i heard that a lot of them 'died' as soon as the thing is thaw'd

2017-10-12 18:33:20 UTC  

Safety in numbers

2017-10-12 18:33:33 UTC  

also heard that frozen sprems that are damaged can cause mutation or some thit

2017-10-12 18:34:02 UTC  

Yeah well, you're not supposed to turkey baste that shit in, you need a docta

2017-10-12 18:34:14 UTC  

also i have pepsi bottles, why do i need these again

2017-10-12 18:34:28 UTC  

For fresh sperm recycling

2017-10-12 18:34:34 UTC  

Needs to be fanta tho

2017-10-12 18:34:36 UTC  

/csg/ - Cum Storage General

2017-10-12 18:34:54 UTC  

This going to lewd places

2017-10-12 18:35:17 UTC  

Also absolute bullshit no one in China figured out how to make a home freeze dryer yet

2017-10-12 18:35:51 UTC  

Only place to get one is HarvestRight and those are 2000+

2017-10-12 18:36:26 UTC  

not gonna lie sometimes I've been thinking about just getting several kilograms of nuts or something of the sort

2017-10-12 18:36:34 UTC  

Do it

2017-10-12 18:36:40 UTC  

imagine 10 kilos of pistachios

2017-10-12 18:36:55 UTC  

yikes

2017-10-12 18:37:18 UTC  

who knows if they'd be any good though

2017-10-12 18:37:20 UTC  

You'll need a pistachio cracker for that