>mfw anything that can hold water is semen storage tank

theyre on to you

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@Deleted User sperm needs to be very cold very fast, the little swimmers are delicate things once out of your nice warm nutsack

i heard that a lot of them 'died' as soon as the thing is thaw'd

Safety in numbers

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/YDS-10-liquid-nitrogen-container-semen_60527737558.html

also heard that frozen sprems that are damaged can cause mutation or some thit

Yeah well, you're not supposed to turkey baste that shit in, you need a docta

also i have pepsi bottles, why do i need these again

For fresh sperm recycling

Needs to be fanta tho

/csg/ - Cum Storage General

This going to lewd places

Also absolute bullshit no one in China figured out how to make a home freeze dryer yet

Only place to get one is HarvestRight and those are 2000+

not gonna lie sometimes I've been thinking about just getting several kilograms of nuts or something of the sort

Do it

imagine 10 kilos of pistachios

yikes

who knows if they'd be any good though

You'll need a pistachio cracker for that

Only 20000 USD

yeah that's the problem

Actually surprised how much stuff like ag equipment is not much cheaper in china.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Suzhou-Youi-Hot-Sale-Products-Cajun_60675343367.html

God I hate those things

Feels like biting into a weord cocoon

@toaster did you find a bank to turn peruvian pesos to paypal to chinkshit yet?

>peruvian pesos

Jej

I'm calling them that from now on

And yes

>a fucking sun

Amazing, and good job.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Chinese-Instant-noodle-made-in-China_60250602434.html

here you go fam, here are your noodles

I'll go get my card this Saturday and hopefully try it out by the end of this month

Cancer noodles

>1/2 dollars per carton

what is this meme about chinese food causing cancer and mutations