Message from @johnfrum

Discord ID: 377409093847220244


2017-11-07 10:45:39 UTC  

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

2017-11-07 10:45:42 UTC  

lemme figure out what was the tracking options

2017-11-07 10:45:50 UTC  

the spongebob canned condoms dont ship to the us

2017-11-07 10:45:55 UTC  

fuck my shit up fam

2017-11-07 10:46:08 UTC  

>canned condoms

excuse me

2017-11-07 10:46:16 UTC  

Condoms in a can

2017-11-07 10:46:19 UTC  

Like bread

2017-11-07 10:46:29 UTC  

But condoms

2017-11-07 10:46:50 UTC  

>trusting spongebob condoms to avoid getting aids

2017-11-07 10:46:50 UTC  

>no review with pictures

COWARDS

2017-11-07 10:47:04 UTC  

Probably generic condoms

2017-11-07 10:47:23 UTC  

im going to have to go through an aliexpress agent

2017-11-07 10:47:25 UTC  

god dammit

2017-11-07 10:47:35 UTC  

If it was actual sponge Bob condoms I'd buy a gross.

2017-11-07 10:47:48 UTC  

@johnfrum oh, so the order shipped with Aliexpress Standard Shipping, I got a tracking code that went RR123456789AT

2017-11-07 10:48:02 UTC  

ud buy a what

2017-11-07 10:48:06 UTC  

17track picked that up as austrian post, but no tracking updates, ever

2017-11-07 10:48:09 UTC  

Where does the courier come in

2017-11-07 10:48:43 UTC  

then yesterday I got an email from a courier, someone dropped the package off into an automated package receiving (and apparently sending) machine

2017-11-07 10:48:59 UTC  

@ᅠᅠ Google it <:anime:338369166929035265>

2017-11-07 10:49:07 UTC  

like so

2017-11-07 10:49:27 UTC  

so the sender information was as vague as possible, I couldn't make out what was the item that was gonna be delivered to me

2017-11-07 10:49:27 UTC  

what do u even mean

2017-11-07 10:49:38 UTC  

google wat

2017-11-07 10:49:49 UTC  

for memes

2017-11-07 10:51:12 UTC  

Aren't those things banned in your country?

2017-11-07 10:51:32 UTC  

it's a fucking comb dude

2017-11-07 10:51:47 UTC  

I think PostNL is getting raped by chinese orders.
evidence:
1) All Aliexpress standard shipping orders in the past months were PostNL for me. Recently, it's everything but PostNL.
2) GearBest offers PostNL shipping, but they just China Post it when you select it. happened twice to me now.

2017-11-07 10:51:56 UTC  

@johnfrum I could buy a real balisong if I wanted

2017-11-07 10:52:08 UTC  

I can buy guns, auto knives, any kind of pocket knives, whatever

2017-11-07 10:52:12 UTC  

we a free country man

2017-11-07 10:52:18 UTC  

just no bald eagles

2017-11-07 10:52:36 UTC  

@Cole they are gettin fucked i think yeah

2017-11-07 10:52:38 UTC  

u b good son, u buy dis 4 mom

2017-11-07 10:52:52 UTC  

@Droidbot nvm, thought it wa a 'comb' like belt buckles that happen to function as brass knuckles

2017-11-07 10:53:27 UTC  

could buy that too