Message from @Chang Thunderwang

Discord ID: 378243611940356108


2017-11-09 17:57:39 UTC  

- Posted from my Samsung Galaxy S8

2017-11-09 17:58:27 UTC  

Classic Doogee shillposting

2017-11-09 18:01:20 UTC  

new xiaomi type-c electric razer got launched

2017-11-09 18:01:36 UTC  

> The blade is made from advanced steel imported from Japan and is of the same quality as that used on Samurai swords.

2017-11-09 18:01:45 UTC  

KEK

2017-11-09 18:01:46 UTC  

oh my god

2017-11-09 18:02:00 UTC  

it's not just glorious nippon steel

2017-11-09 18:02:12 UTC  

it's glorious nippon steel powered by Xiaomi

2017-11-09 18:02:42 UTC  

I only trust steel folded 1000 times to properly cut my chin hairs

2017-11-09 18:03:05 UTC  

>$27

2017-11-09 18:03:07 UTC  

I'm listening

2017-11-09 18:03:10 UTC  

looks nice tbh

2017-11-09 18:03:42 UTC  

glorious nippon steeru foruded ten thausan taims

2017-11-09 18:03:57 UTC  

electric razors don't really work for me so I don't care much, I just use ordinary ones

2017-11-09 18:04:29 UTC  

mi katana when

2017-11-09 18:04:36 UTC  

*mi jian

2017-11-09 18:04:56 UTC  

tbh looks like good alternative to Philips one blade and the like

2017-11-09 18:04:56 UTC  

jians are cooler than katanas in the first place

2017-11-09 18:05:04 UTC  

*mijia katana with smart bluetooth chip for improving your technique

2017-11-09 18:05:25 UTC  

is it compatible with mi band 2?

2017-11-09 18:05:30 UTC  

better be

2017-11-09 18:05:40 UTC  

on draw - honourbound

2017-11-09 18:06:13 UTC  

I bet that shaver will suck

2017-11-09 18:06:27 UTC  

you must demonstrate to 3 gweilo the teachings of jack ma

2017-11-09 18:06:46 UTC  

it's type C powered, how can it suck?

2017-11-09 18:06:53 UTC  

type C is the future

2017-11-09 18:06:54 UTC  

ordering 7

2017-11-09 18:07:19 UTC  

i'm still waiting on that mijia reversable jacket

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378244176640475136/unknown.png

2017-11-09 18:07:31 UTC  

does it have a Bluetooth speaker

2017-11-09 18:07:47 UTC  

both the jacket and the shaver

2017-11-09 18:07:53 UTC  

it has a hole for a gopro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378244321410809857/unknown.png

2017-11-09 18:07:55 UTC  

no speaker

2017-11-09 18:08:09 UTC  

bluetooth speaker on the katana so jack ma can yell motivating speeches at you

2017-11-09 18:08:11 UTC  

why would you want a speaker built into your jacket

2017-11-09 18:08:28 UTC  

who would want this except black people

2017-11-09 18:08:38 UTC  

why wouldn't you want a speaker built into your jacket

2017-11-09 18:09:12 UTC  

maximum volume towards others without affecting you

2017-11-09 18:09:21 UTC  

nice a jacket to film creep shots with

2017-11-09 18:09:41 UTC  

well you can't point the camera