Message from @Chang Thunderwang

Discord ID: 378244772441227266


2017-11-09 18:05:04 UTC  

*mijia katana with smart bluetooth chip for improving your technique

2017-11-09 18:05:25 UTC  

is it compatible with mi band 2?

2017-11-09 18:05:30 UTC  

better be

2017-11-09 18:05:40 UTC  

on draw - honourbound

2017-11-09 18:06:13 UTC  

I bet that shaver will suck

2017-11-09 18:06:27 UTC  

you must demonstrate to 3 gweilo the teachings of jack ma

2017-11-09 18:06:46 UTC  

it's type C powered, how can it suck?

2017-11-09 18:06:53 UTC  

type C is the future

2017-11-09 18:06:54 UTC  

ordering 7

2017-11-09 18:07:19 UTC  

i'm still waiting on that mijia reversable jacket

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378244176640475136/unknown.png

2017-11-09 18:07:31 UTC  

does it have a Bluetooth speaker

2017-11-09 18:07:47 UTC  

both the jacket and the shaver

2017-11-09 18:07:53 UTC  

it has a hole for a gopro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/378244321410809857/unknown.png

2017-11-09 18:07:55 UTC  

no speaker

2017-11-09 18:08:09 UTC  

bluetooth speaker on the katana so jack ma can yell motivating speeches at you

2017-11-09 18:08:11 UTC  

why would you want a speaker built into your jacket

2017-11-09 18:08:28 UTC  

who would want this except black people

2017-11-09 18:08:38 UTC  

why wouldn't you want a speaker built into your jacket

2017-11-09 18:09:12 UTC  

maximum volume towards others without affecting you

2017-11-09 18:09:21 UTC  

nice a jacket to film creep shots with

2017-11-09 18:09:41 UTC  

well you can't point the camera

2017-11-09 18:09:45 UTC  

"why are you wearing a jacket? it's summer and you're on the beach"

2017-11-09 18:09:53 UTC  

"man's not hot"

2017-11-09 18:11:30 UTC  

it's not that competitively priced as you'd think chink laptops would be

2017-11-09 18:12:10 UTC  

how are trackpad gestures on windows

2017-11-09 18:12:28 UTC  

did they catch up to macos

2017-11-09 18:12:30 UTC  

not as good as MAC

2017-11-09 18:12:30 UTC  

im probably gonna get that katana razor

2017-11-09 18:12:36 UTC  

benn looking for one

2017-11-09 18:13:48 UTC  

this is a CONSUMERIST board

2017-11-09 18:13:50 UTC  

gotta spread communism

2017-11-09 18:13:52 UTC  

COMMIES OUT

2017-11-09 18:13:57 UTC  

cummis

2017-11-09 18:14:06 UTC  

daddy's commies

2017-11-09 18:14:46 UTC  

>China's "communist"

2017-11-09 18:15:08 UTC  

When does the Mijia jacket actually drop? I can't find accurate details

2017-11-09 18:15:16 UTC  

>is pure free capitalism

2017-11-09 18:15:25 UTC  

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

2017-11-09 18:15:43 UTC  

@Videobro here's the original chinese site https://youpin.mi.com/detail?gid=100379