Message from @Mad Jack
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that can knock seven shades of shit out of a granny outside Tesco
You know that from experience?
lmao implying you'll penetrate the home knitted sweater
you're a granny shagger?
is this legal in the uk
oh
we tend to just buy screwdrivers and stab people with those instead
theresa may just got a notification that someone was thinking about buying a pen knife
ban terrorism vans
I actually wear that spyderco as a necklace sometimes lol
Bin that screwdriver
only cowards use screwdrivers or knives
bought a dollar dog tag necklace on ebay, binned the tags, put the spyderco on it
👌
send them to me comfy
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the chav technique is shoving one into your bum cheek to cause a spasm then kick fuck out of you as they steal all your shit
kek
a stolen bike?
wait
that tweet is real
Aye
>bike wheel is a weapon
**I KNEW CYCLISTS WERE A THREAT!**
my friend got mugged by a cycling chav, no joke
he stuck his arm out and clotheslined him
then stole his shit kek
was he black
>chav
nah, there's not that many blacks in Scotland
>black
^
oh youre scottish
ye
good
tfw comfy is immune to van attacks
meh
they're only chavs
they're not gopniks