♥ Spyderco

🤢 spyderco and not just buying replica knives off of shady DHgate sellers

actually spyderco is probably the most based

I love my Endura more than I love you, @Windatica

both prices and knives are in the sweet spot for everything

I have 4 spydercos lmao

size, ergos, and not autistically priced like that one russian bear brand

I have the smallest one, too!

UK legal!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71lcMTxhAaL._SL1500_.jpg

@Comfy#1404 for you

👺

don't knock it m8

that can knock seven shades of shit out of a granny outside Tesco

You know that from experience?

lmao implying you'll penetrate the home knitted sweater

you're a granny shagger?

is this legal in the uk

oh

we tend to just buy screwdrivers and stab people with those instead

theresa may just got a notification that someone was thinking about buying a pen knife

ban terrorism vans

I actually wear that spyderco as a necklace sometimes lol

Bin that screwdriver

only cowards use screwdrivers or knives

bought a dollar dog tag necklace on ebay, binned the tags, put the spyderco on it

👌

send them to me comfy

https://twitter.com/mpshackney/status/562993045759856640

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the chav technique is shoving one into your bum cheek to cause a spasm then kick fuck out of you as they steal all your shit

kek

a stolen bike?

Oh god that tweet gets me everytime

wait

that tweet is real

Aye

>bike wheel is a weapon

**I KNEW CYCLISTS WERE A THREAT!**

my friend got mugged by a cycling chav, no joke

he stuck his arm out and clotheslined him