Yep. I don't even have a car..

no but it hurts a lot. idk ill get over it

I didn't need it, but I sure as hell wanted it.

@lazycouchpotato good i was just praying you didnt think it was really cool cuz its not but makes a good joke

Alcohol is your friend

mfw under 21 and american cant get alcohol legally

and no friends to buy me any

LAND OF THE FREE

Alcohol is definitely not your fucking friend

terrible fucking advice, m8

Come to Australia where alcohol is 2x the price but we can drink at 18

shut up nerd get drunk

Legal age is 18 here in the state I'm in.

I do get drunk

like, a lot

lol im not really a fan of drinking tho not my thing

that's why I know it ain't fuckin good

@kharliahdragon smack the goon lad

oonly time i drank was in china, and chink frined got alcohol poisoning so i called the ambulance

weak

>under 21

i wasnt even drunk tho

fucking hell, you have a ton of time to find a qt asian gf

im almost 20

so not far from 21

>not even 20

I FELL ASLEEPP

IS SINGLES DAY OVER?

no

i dont even know how to get alcohol poisoning, everytime i get blackout drunk i just wake up the next mornign covered in puke

it has just begun

you still have about 2 hours and a half mate

o

what can i get with my 11 dollars from gear best?

theres still some deals that dont open for 2 hours

you shouldve kown woman are sluts now

i know

im dumb

i need a trap

https://www.gearbest.com/duffel-bags/pp_662227.html

No, sluts are sluts. I swear, you people get cucked by one shitty bitch and paint everyone with the same brush