she dated another guy for the last two moths of our relationship and then told me they were just friends and i was paranoid

Fuck her family

It want me to pay 22 cents in shipping

Carabiner key chain went up in price, is now $1 😓

yeah she kinda was at the end idk what happened

>paying a quarter for a cringy sticker

Do you know her fb password?

get her some chink dildos so she can contract chink cancer

@lazycouchpotato did you get that ironically?

did she stick sharpie in your pooper

Yep. I don't even have a car..

no but it hurts a lot. idk ill get over it

I didn't need it, but I sure as hell wanted it.

@lazycouchpotato good i was just praying you didnt think it was really cool cuz its not but makes a good joke

Alcohol is your friend

mfw under 21 and american cant get alcohol legally

and no friends to buy me any

LAND OF THE FREE

Alcohol is definitely not your fucking friend

terrible fucking advice, m8

Come to Australia where alcohol is 2x the price but we can drink at 18

shut up nerd get drunk

Legal age is 18 here in the state I'm in.

I do get drunk

like, a lot

lol im not really a fan of drinking tho not my thing

that's why I know it ain't fuckin good

@kharliahdragon smack the goon lad

oonly time i drank was in china, and chink frined got alcohol poisoning so i called the ambulance

weak

>under 21

i wasnt even drunk tho

fucking hell, you have a ton of time to find a qt asian gf

im almost 20

so not far from 21

>not even 20

I FELL ASLEEPP

IS SINGLES DAY OVER?

no

i dont even know how to get alcohol poisoning, everytime i get blackout drunk i just wake up the next mornign covered in puke

it has just begun