Message from @porco

Discord ID: 380096259819831300


2017-11-14 20:44:46 UTC  

dude ur nephew wants an ipad to play his mobile gamezzz

2017-11-14 20:44:53 UTC  

I want android and easy google play access

2017-11-14 20:44:57 UTC  

and no

2017-11-14 20:45:05 UTC  

ipads are barely a thing here

2017-11-14 20:45:10 UTC  

it's not about what you want, Cole

2017-11-14 20:45:18 UTC  

get him something without a botnet

2017-11-14 20:45:19 UTC  

well, he knows android

2017-11-14 20:45:20 UTC  

it's for your nephew

2017-11-14 20:45:21 UTC  

he's familiar

2017-11-14 20:45:23 UTC  

give him the red pill

2017-11-14 20:45:28 UTC  

^

2017-11-14 20:45:31 UTC  

get him something libre

2017-11-14 20:45:37 UTC  

I'll buy him a laptop and books on how to build arch linux

2017-11-14 20:45:38 UTC  

give him a flashlight and a knife

2017-11-14 20:45:40 UTC  

good idea yes

2017-11-14 20:46:11 UTC  

give him a lemote and a gentoo MIPS stage3 tarball

2017-11-14 20:46:26 UTC  

and no charger

2017-11-14 20:46:37 UTC  

well now you're losing me

2017-11-14 20:46:41 UTC  

and he can only keep it if he gets to a bootable state within one battery charge

2017-11-14 20:46:41 UTC  

I'm not that far in the linux meme

2017-11-14 20:46:50 UTC  

basically install gentoo

2017-11-14 20:47:12 UTC  

>not being that far in the Linux meme

2017-11-14 20:47:18 UTC  

Off my board normie rrreeeeeee

2017-11-14 20:47:43 UTC  

still blows my mind like 5% of my youtube channel viewing is from Linux

2017-11-14 20:47:50 UTC  

you're all PRETENDING to use Linux?

2017-11-14 20:47:51 UTC  

>uses a proprietary javascript IRC frontend targeted to children playing videogames
>calls others normies

2017-11-14 20:48:00 UTC  

is this like fat girls pretending to go to the gym?

2017-11-14 20:48:19 UTC  

Listening here boyo

2017-11-14 20:48:24 UTC  

I'm on my phone

2017-11-14 20:48:35 UTC  

My linux machine isn't tainted with this stuff

2017-11-14 20:48:42 UTC  

But my xiaomeme phone is

2017-11-14 20:48:48 UTC  

I genuinely do think most of you guys pretend to use linux tbh

2017-11-14 20:48:58 UTC  

or you have it installed on a laptop on a dual boot but you never boot into it

2017-11-14 20:49:11 UTC  

everybody post screenfetch now

2017-11-14 20:49:23 UTC  

*crickets*

2017-11-14 20:49:49 UTC  

I can't cuz my laptops in my backpack. Give me a couple minutes to dig it out

2017-11-14 20:50:04 UTC  

Also who the fuck uses dual boot or VM that's for niggers

2017-11-14 20:50:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/380097115872952320/Screenshot_from_2017-11-14_21-50-01.png

2017-11-14 20:50:17 UTC  

If you don't have just a single copy of anything running then you need to die

2017-11-14 20:50:35 UTC  

just describing the average /g/tard

2017-11-14 20:50:40 UTC  

who is really a /v/tard