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oh

because they look scary

bravo

fear is banned in the UK

each citizen gets a "no fear" bumper sticker when they buy they first car

unless it's the government causing it

did I mention I actually have 3 sanrenmu's instead of 1 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I had 4, but the fourth one was getting stuck so I took it apart... aaaaand wasn't able to put it back together again so I **binned that knife**

https://www.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_367452.html

a bolt action tactical pen from china!

haven't seen them fake this one yet

nice

>bolt action pen

wut

for stabbing people

@johnfrum#8811 https://gloimg.gbtcdn.com/gb/pdm-product-pic/Electronic/2016/08/17/source-img/20160817142415_16816.JPG

so it's an 80% zipgun?

do you put a barrel on it?

https://www.gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_711211.html

banned

that looks like its going to slide back up when you start typing

bad design yep

If it had a little notch it'd be fine

but yeah i want one too

too bad i have enough pens for my entire life from job fairs

I just snag a pen at work once in a while <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I do have a parker jotter here though, that shit is neat

I have a metal "space pen" I got from aliexpress

its good

that's actually not a bad price for a bolt action pen

>tactical pen
>for outdoor survival

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

wow, this is super gay, it's literally just a pen with a stupid lock mechanism

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reminds me of the tactical comb

https://www.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_379628.html

I think those go for $20 on scamdrop

>Suitable for men and women, self-defense and practical <:thonk:288060975775612929>

what's a good edc torch? I live in the countryside and have to walk back from my bus stop in the dark a lot

a gun