Message from @Cole
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look up "zombie knife ban"
a 'noive?
i dont bloody think so
zombie knives is more of a collective term for overly decorative knives
"scary looking" ones
no you must be wrong I read it once on The Sun
>on the Sun
you mean IN the Sun?
that's the joke
o
oh
because they look scary
bravo
fear is banned in the UK
each citizen gets a "no fear" bumper sticker when they buy they first car
unless it's the government causing it
did I mention I actually have 3 sanrenmu's instead of 1 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
I had 4, but the fourth one was getting stuck so I took it apart... aaaaand wasn't able to put it back together again so I **binned that knife**
a bolt action tactical pen from china!
nice
>bolt action pen
wut
for stabbing people
so it's an 80% zipgun?
do you put a barrel on it?
banned
that looks like its going to slide back up when you start typing
bad design yep
If it had a little notch it'd be fine
but yeah i want one too
too bad i have enough pens for my entire life from job fairs
I just snag a pen at work once in a while <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
I do have a parker jotter here though, that shit is neat
I have a metal "space pen" I got from aliexpress
its good
that's actually not a bad price for a bolt action pen
>tactical pen
>for outdoor survival