someone joint venture a white trash pride baby clothes brand with me and get it in walmart end of 2k18

Minions holding tiki torches. Done

This is off-topic as fuck, unless the chinks have made a shirt with minions holding tiki torches or some shit

yeah, i have a horrible habit of every chat and even irl

derailing the fuck out of things and then arriving at nonsensical places

ur so randum! XDD

not really random, its more of i just like to talk about the things i want to talk about

an asperger trait i read, idk

<#189467888657235970> please

back to on topic

does anyone know of any good chink autism products

fidget spinners are too big for my hands

and then i got bored of the autism cube

The Autism dodecahedron, of course

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Version-2-Fidget-Kubus-Mini-Stress-Relief-Adult-Toy-12-Faces-Anti-Stress/32819035756.html

that looks cool

but can that even go in my pocket

You could also try a Bolt-action pen, those are fun to click back and forth

and i look like a full blown autist if i whip that badboy out in public

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Tungsten-Steel-Head-Tactical-Pen-Self-defense-Pen-EDC-tactical-pen-outdoor-self-defense-pen/32762745018.html

I own a couple of these, and get constant comments on how hefty and nice they are. The mechanism is super comfy, as well

you can click it back and forth, and the top of the pen is a hard tip that you can tap on stuff

looks cool, but mostly want something in my off hand and wouldnt like switching it back to my right hand when need to be used

i saw a cool looking one on shark tank, that is hardly visible and looked neat and hoping for a knockoff

but it's 6.60$

of course it must be nice for that kind of money

here we go

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hand-Spinner-Fidget-Cube-Key-Ring-High-Speed-Rotation-Toys-for-Kids-Adults-Reduce-Stress-especially/32806758756.html

this is the one i saw, might get this

It's incredibly nice. But there's one that costs twice as much on here that's literal dogshit in comparison

suck it shark tank guy, get chink'd

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/No-6-Pull-Bolt-Tactical-Pen-Holder-with-the-Pocket-Clip-Cylindrical-Pen-EDC-Outdoor-Camping/32691247886.html

This one feels so fucking bad. Thee actual knob for the mechanism is fucking screwed in slanted in mine, and the entire thing feels like it'll fall apart

I remember seeing someone review those things on youtube once, LOTS. She was a turbo autist. Like, while she was saying how great these were at "stimming", she was also nibbling on a rubber thing she had hanging from her neck. I truly weep for people that bad

i do stupid autist hand movements sometimes when thinking of something, i dont want to, but i realized it helps me a lot

and fyi, that's 2 bike chain links, 2 keychain rings, and some dental bands. you could make one yourself for literally 3 cents if you wanted to. guarantee you have the shit in your house already

yeah, thats what the guy on sharktank said too

but this is someone who made it for someone dogshit at handywork such as myself

wha- Look at it, fool. How can you not recreate that

bah, I have to sleep.

i don't have steady hands