Message from @♂DEEP DARK FANTASY ♂

Discord ID: 382532550645776386


2017-11-21 14:04:18 UTC  

that's why we're drawn to chink shit of varying quality

2017-11-21 14:04:25 UTC  

I have huawei band, I don't want or use it but it works well

2017-11-21 14:04:28 UTC  

1AM oy vey

2017-11-21 14:04:30 UTC  

it's a good distraction

2017-11-21 14:04:30 UTC  

and the app is decent

2017-11-21 14:04:38 UTC  

truly authentic african american hours

2017-11-21 14:04:53 UTC  

it's about waiting for the packages... it's like some people wait for the husband or wife to come home

2017-11-21 14:05:05 UTC  

it wouldn't be fun without 7 -90 day delivery time

2017-11-21 14:05:14 UTC  

>Jack Ma inadvertently helping aspies not feel so lonely worldwide

2017-11-21 14:05:19 UTC  

is there anything the man can't do

2017-11-21 14:05:26 UTC  

no

2017-11-21 14:05:28 UTC  

he is our god

2017-11-21 14:05:46 UTC  

jes jack is the boss, chinkgod

2017-11-21 14:05:50 UTC  

the real fun is ordering a package and then not being in for the delivery and waiting again for it to be re-delivered the next day <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-21 14:06:13 UTC  

@KING LIAM can't you get prescribed cialis?

2017-11-21 14:06:19 UTC  

the state can't stop you from fuggin surely

2017-11-21 14:06:33 UTC  

it's cheap to buy online anyway if you need it

2017-11-21 14:06:33 UTC  

@Deleted User what for? pocket pussy?! but yes, this is an option.

2017-11-21 14:06:41 UTC  

real or pocket pussy

2017-11-21 14:07:41 UTC  

the thing with buying online is that it's all big dogshit and risk. but anyway something like cialis and viagra is easy to get legally and you get it for cheaper. just see your doc and tell the truth. or lie. I don't get it why people buy it online.

2017-11-21 14:07:47 UTC  

have you considered sewing the pocket pussy into your pocket to help your bros out

2017-11-21 14:07:54 UTC  

heck, you get a better price with prescription too

2017-11-21 14:08:19 UTC  

no ,but I would like to 3d print one

2017-11-21 14:08:36 UTC  

w h a t

2017-11-21 14:08:56 UTC  

I did have a gf 2 years ago and we ordered some chink shit where you put your dick in and then wait unilt it gets hard.. like a mold? then silicone in and voilaaa

2017-11-21 14:09:03 UTC  

it worked well tbh

2017-11-21 14:09:23 UTC  

Real Prince Liam hours

2017-11-21 14:09:24 UTC  

it's like lending someone a lighter. lend them your pocket instead

2017-11-21 14:09:39 UTC  

can't remember the name of the prodcut, but basically you make your dick dublant for your gf so when she is linely she is using this instead of random dildo

2017-11-21 14:10:07 UTC  

don't most girls prefer a gigantic Jamal dildo tho?

2017-11-21 14:10:59 UTC  

inb4 screenshot

2017-11-21 14:12:19 UTC  

well mine didn't, at least that is what she claimed

2017-11-21 14:12:41 UTC  

that she wants mine.. the more expensive versions had alittle motor you can put inside too.. so basically also vibrating, not only silicone

2017-11-21 14:12:59 UTC  

you can laugh about it but I'm sure the market is big for it.. couples love it

2017-11-21 14:13:09 UTC  

fellas is it gay if you stick your own dick mold up your bum

2017-11-21 14:13:17 UTC  

nah

2017-11-21 14:13:23 UTC  

Nah

2017-11-21 14:13:33 UTC  

no, but I prefer and woman's tongue there <:italianthink:327934554126155776>

2017-11-21 14:13:39 UTC  

Masturbation is just giving yourself a handjob so it's equal I suppose

2017-11-21 14:14:03 UTC  

these are p nice wallets and backpacks