Oh wow so no then

you don't bit it's a nice gadget or present to someone who needs to move more around.. like fat friends. @HEKTIK against my will the hospitalize me otherwiose

I'll wait for a deal like that to pop up

it was a UK only dealio

yes I'm mentally ill

most people in here are I imagine

yes

that's why we're drawn to chink shit of varying quality

I have huawei band, I don't want or use it but it works well

1AM oy vey

it's a good distraction

and the app is decent

truly authentic african american hours

it's about waiting for the packages... it's like some people wait for the husband or wife to come home

it wouldn't be fun without 7 -90 day delivery time

>Jack Ma inadvertently helping aspies not feel so lonely worldwide

is there anything the man can't do

no

he is our god

jes jack is the boss, chinkgod

the real fun is ordering a package and then not being in for the delivery and waiting again for it to be re-delivered the next day <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@KING LIAM can't you get prescribed cialis?

the state can't stop you from fuggin surely

it's cheap to buy online anyway if you need it

@Deleted User what for? pocket pussy?! but yes, this is an option.

real or pocket pussy

the thing with buying online is that it's all big dogshit and risk. but anyway something like cialis and viagra is easy to get legally and you get it for cheaper. just see your doc and tell the truth. or lie. I don't get it why people buy it online.

have you considered sewing the pocket pussy into your pocket to help your bros out

heck, you get a better price with prescription too

no ,but I would like to 3d print one

w h a t

I did have a gf 2 years ago and we ordered some chink shit where you put your dick in and then wait unilt it gets hard.. like a mold? then silicone in and voilaaa

it worked well tbh

Real Prince Liam hours

it's like lending someone a lighter. lend them your pocket instead

can't remember the name of the prodcut, but basically you make your dick dublant for your gf so when she is linely she is using this instead of random dildo

don't most girls prefer a gigantic Jamal dildo tho?

inb4 screenshot

well mine didn't, at least that is what she claimed

that she wants mine.. the more expensive versions had alittle motor you can put inside too.. so basically also vibrating, not only silicone

you can laugh about it but I'm sure the market is big for it.. couples love it