Message from @fuckthapolice

Discord ID: 382633048900108291


2017-11-21 20:42:16 UTC  

that reminds me i was gonna pirate xcom for android

2017-11-21 20:42:42 UTC  

i'm just gonna get an xbones controller

2017-11-21 20:43:12 UTC  

what are you some sorta virgin manlet?

2017-11-21 20:43:17 UTC  

you cant even mount a phone on that

2017-11-21 20:43:21 UTC  

^

2017-11-21 20:43:37 UTC  

some plebaians just don't get it

2017-11-21 20:43:57 UTC  

it takes sophistication and class to attach a phone clip to an xbox controller then resell it

2017-11-21 20:44:29 UTC  

I feel like I'm convincing myself to get a GameSir ™ now

2017-11-21 20:44:39 UTC  

i will use chink velcro strap instead

2017-11-21 20:44:46 UTC  

m'lady

2017-11-21 20:44:52 UTC  

look at this poorfag haha

2017-11-21 20:44:56 UTC  

enjoy not pulling any ass

2017-11-21 20:45:26 UTC  

:(

2017-11-21 20:45:30 UTC  

wish the gamesir didnt look so dumb

2017-11-21 20:45:49 UTC  

im looking for a controller but im probably just gonna get another x360 one

2017-11-21 20:46:08 UTC  

i'm taking the xbox one s cuz it has bt

2017-11-21 20:46:31 UTC  

(old xbone controllers don't)

2017-11-21 20:46:36 UTC  

(also this has superior dpad)

2017-11-21 20:46:49 UTC  

there's the xiaomi controller

2017-11-21 20:46:53 UTC  

i dig the 2004 aesthetic of the x360 one

2017-11-21 20:47:07 UTC  

what xiaomi controller?

2017-11-21 20:47:21 UTC  

think it might be discontinued now, not seen it for ages

2017-11-21 20:47:52 UTC  

"haha, anon, is that the GameSir controller I heard so much about?" - "n-no I just strapped a xbox controller to m-my phone"

2017-11-21 20:48:07 UTC  

95 DOLORS

2017-11-21 20:48:29 UTC  

yeah it was like $25 back in the day

2017-11-21 20:48:36 UTC  

I think @Phatique got it

2017-11-21 20:49:02 UTC  

actually

2017-11-21 20:49:07 UTC  

assembling a controller might be fun

2017-11-21 20:49:20 UTC  

pretty sure all the parts can be found on ali

2017-11-21 20:49:25 UTC  

and i have acces to cnc shit

2017-11-21 20:49:32 UTC  

It's like I'm really in a Chinese swestshop

2017-11-21 20:50:25 UTC  

look at those slabs of meat handling that xiaomi controller

2017-11-21 20:50:47 UTC  

i like the insecurity in his voice

2017-11-21 20:51:01 UTC  

>you will never find someone to fingerbang you the way awful fingerbang chinkshit

2017-11-21 20:51:14 UTC  

I miss Awful's videos

2017-11-21 20:51:48 UTC  

do you think girls like 8bitdo controllers

2017-11-21 20:51:59 UTC  

I know they love them

2017-11-21 20:52:04 UTC  

oh hell yeah, it's shaped like the NES controller on their retro handbags

2017-11-21 20:52:19 UTC  

don't