or a qshave

safety razors are pretty hard to fuck up, they're usually just three pieces of metal

tfw too poor to buy triple blade

Triple blade is a meme

two is enough

one for one wrist

Stop jerking off so much and maybe your wrists won't be so hairy

triple blade isnt a meme but its way too uneconomical

just use a banana rack

Yeah, put a screw into your wall

yeah just put it on your head

no but really use a banana rack

just diy one

that is the point, yes

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20 bux for a bent piece of plywood

Even for the chinks that's bad

you obviously havent seen how much these cost in the west

you can smell the jew

you could make a nice amount of $ by reselling those on amazon tbh

theyre like $50

The only REAL option is buying a $1400 sex doll, and putting the headphones on its head

https://www.amazon.com/Qadira-Wooden-Headphones-Stand-Hanger-Holder-Walnut/dp/B014F37W9E nevermind?

@fireglow https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DOITOP-Headphone-Headset-Holder-Hanger-Earphone-Wall-Desk-Display-Stand-Bracket-Hanger-Headphone-Accessories/32833572543.html I was eyeing this

it was 2 bux on 11.11

Fucking Adhesive that'll rip the paint off your wall when you remove it, nice

oh man i was thinking about getting one like this earlier today

is this you zucc

its not for the wall

its for glueing it under the table @Matthew

wait i can just make one myself

I glued ur mum under the table M8

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hotglue

patrician

my 15 $ chink vacuum cleaner arrived

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rechargeable-Touchless-Smart-Vacuum-Cleaners-Creative-Intelligent-Automatic-Sweeping-Robots-Smart-Small-Mini-Vacuum-Clean-Robots/32832346617.html

it was 15 on 11.11

There's no fucking way that'll be worth a damn

literally doesn't suck

Er