he keeps pissing on the win8 machine that keeps track of parcels lol

mind you, these are local parcels

can you play jenga with them

this is the stuff that should be delivered the next day after receiving it in a post office

china isn't even here

china is everywhere else

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>plays parcel tetris
>half of the parcels suddenly dissappear

well at least you won't have to worry about sending that stuff eh

steal shit nigger

might get lucky with some flashlights

>police knocks on the door and asks Cole if he stole ten packs of dakimakuras and fleshlights from the Czech Post storage

wouldn't that be the dream lol

my mom works as a nurse and the Czech cops are on every single shift she has
one guy escaped from prison and got hit by a car so he was sent to the surgery wing lol

in movies the convict and the nurse fall in love

my mom is married for twenty years lol

and shes riding that bad boy dick

we always joke about how mom is sucking the doctors' dicks for extra money

haha mom you crazy cocksucker ;^)

Botnet sneakers

But it's ok it's only for the Chinese

@cjharmer73 you mean the kickstarter smart shoes stuff?

>We noticed that you are straying from your current path, do you want an electroshock?

@cjharmer73 @Hablmet @fuckthapolice lmao all you niggas how many times will I have to repeat that I luckily have nothing to do with parcel delivery or sorting, I'm an office rat

kek

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then nobody will suspect you

perfect crime

>your

kys

except literally everyone else

>you're winner

actually this week I have something to do with delivery

but I just supply post offices around the region with a truck

a truck of PEACE

STEAL

SHIT