They just name large brands to get people who think their phone is a "Samsung" and search "Samsung charger"
all russians
my note 4 got caught by customs
I'm about to get jewed
@fireglow
ffs
RIP
no I work for Czech post
oh hey comrade
Czech post is slow most of the time when I order something chink
want to see why
give me 5 minutes
way too fucking many parcels?
that's why I use ppl when I can
lol
he keeps pissing on the win8 machine that keeps track of parcels lol
mind you, these are local parcels
can you play jenga with them
this is the stuff that should be delivered the next day after receiving it in a post office
china isn't even here
china is everywhere else
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>plays parcel tetris >half of the parcels suddenly dissappear
well at least you won't have to worry about sending that stuff eh
steal shit nigger
might get lucky with some flashlights
>police knocks on the door and asks Cole if he stole ten packs of dakimakuras and fleshlights from the Czech Post storage
wouldn't that be the dream lol
my mom works as a nurse and the Czech cops are on every single shift she has one guy escaped from prison and got hit by a car so he was sent to the surgery wing lol
in movies the convict and the nurse fall in love
my mom is married for twenty years lol
and shes riding that bad boy dick
we always joke about how mom is sucking the doctors' dicks for extra money
haha mom you crazy cocksucker ;^)
Botnet sneakers
But it's ok it's only for the Chinese
@cjharmer73 you mean the kickstarter smart shoes stuff?
