my mom is married for twenty years lol

and shes riding that bad boy dick

we always joke about how mom is sucking the doctors' dicks for extra money

haha mom you crazy cocksucker ;^)

Botnet sneakers

But it's ok it's only for the Chinese

@cjharmer73 you mean the kickstarter smart shoes stuff?

>We noticed that you are straying from your current path, do you want an electroshock?

@cjharmer73 @Hablmet @fuckthapolice lmao all you niggas how many times will I have to repeat that I luckily have nothing to do with parcel delivery or sorting, I'm an office rat

kek

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then nobody will suspect you

perfect crime

>your

kys

except literally everyone else

>you're winner

actually this week I have something to do with delivery

but I just supply post offices around the region with a truck

a truck of PEACE

STEAL

SHIT

#notalltrucks

we are all posties

it reminds me of a Czech PPL van that got raided and everything was stolen from it lol

@fuckthapolice it's a great job

mfw I get paid from the taxes of everyone else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

_rubs hands_

yeah i worked as a postie for a bit

wasnt bad

and you get old ladies tipping you constantly

>tips postman

yeah

some people get their retirement money in cash from the postman

they tend to tip

kek I did get tips

or tipping your fedora when you notice a lady

honestly people here are so nice to posties

for a while I did deliver pallets, heavy cargo stuff... why the FUCK does a POSTAL service even do this