Message from @JHWH

Discord ID: 390212704809386025


2017-12-12 18:15:54 UTC  

fucking chinks

2017-12-12 18:16:48 UTC  

any of you have the xiaomeme shoes?

2017-12-12 18:18:25 UTC  

@Cole had my powerbank shipped with azerbaijan registered actually

2017-12-12 18:18:31 UTC  

got here within two weeks

2017-12-12 18:21:52 UTC  

@nerupi all I know is there's one with an "intelligent chip" in them and that's hilarious

2017-12-12 18:21:55 UTC  

smart shoes

2017-12-12 18:22:39 UTC  

@Deleted User don't Mibands come with pedometers?

2017-12-12 18:22:40 UTC  

@Tribit nice try azerpost shill

2017-12-12 18:22:44 UTC  

Just use that.

2017-12-12 18:22:47 UTC  

:^)

2017-12-12 18:24:52 UTC  

Actually smart chips in shoes to measure stride would be pretty useful, program an app that syncs with your MiBand and then uploads data to your phone that tracks how you run and if you are potentially in danger of injuring yourself.

2017-12-12 18:25:25 UTC  

Or just sell data to Chinese foot fetishists. I don't know.

2017-12-12 18:30:51 UTC  

the app will tell you if you have a chad stride or the virgin walk

2017-12-12 18:32:26 UTC  

Need more sensors for that.

2017-12-12 18:33:01 UTC  

Full EVA suit

2017-12-12 18:33:14 UTC  

Stop being autistic shinji.

2017-12-12 18:34:14 UTC  

@Cole even Kyrgyzstan Post is better than that

2017-12-12 18:43:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/390212098975727616/image.jpg

2017-12-12 18:43:36 UTC  

cool jizz 😎

2017-12-12 18:45:00 UTC  

Found something more cancerous than RGB

2017-12-12 18:45:58 UTC  

@johnfrum s-senpai 😭 ?

2017-12-12 18:46:08 UTC  

tenkeyless keyboards ?

2017-12-12 18:46:11 UTC  

i agree john

2017-12-12 18:46:41 UTC  

ten keys are for cashiers

2017-12-12 18:46:55 UTC  

or anyone who needs proper datainput

2017-12-12 18:47:06 UTC  

or you know.. budgets anything really

2017-12-12 18:47:10 UTC  

or is an adult~

2017-12-12 18:47:18 UTC  

why would i need tenkeys if i navigate quickly on the normal row?

2017-12-12 18:47:23 UTC  

>not having a receipt printer

2017-12-12 18:47:46 UTC  

@johnfrum jokes on you my alarm clock is thermalprinter

2017-12-12 18:48:04 UTC  

nothing wakes you up like sound of new order

2017-12-12 18:48:07 UTC  

./s

2017-12-12 18:48:15 UTC  

I left in the tux keys for you guys

2017-12-12 18:48:18 UTC  

but nobody said a thing

2017-12-12 18:48:19 UTC  

wow

2017-12-12 18:48:48 UTC  

damn now. i want thermalprinter to just make an alarmclock out of it

2017-12-12 18:48:58 UTC  

"time is TIME IS TO WAKE THE FUCK UP"

2017-12-12 18:49:09 UTC  

Program your MiBand to it

2017-12-12 18:49:48 UTC  

It'll print out sleep statistics and you can keep a physical journal of it.

2017-12-12 18:51:26 UTC  

ahhahaha

2017-12-12 18:51:31 UTC  

quey continous printing sound