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straight through the north pole using giant chink icebreakers lead by Jack Ma himself

shorter delivery time

they already have rail tho

building on permafrost is going to fuck them super hard russia only has the siberian line because they threw bodies at it

actually nvm they are just going to do the same thing

Well played

wait what is there to build <:thenk:329322130804047872>

Just buy the tranny Siberian Rail Road. Ezpz.

>chink shit turns up frozen

it's mostly for euros, would cut delivery time in half basically

get hyped lads

Do they sell anything frangable that is liquid based? thermal paste doesnt really freeze

maybe snowglobes?

tfw your snowglobe freezes

`Sorry dear, expect snowglobe to have very much snow`

LOL

tfw last chink i asked where is my package just said

"dont worry dear, package is in your country"

and extended purchase protection right away

sketchy as fuck

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outta ma way, chink shit to deliver

wont that shit actually effect the climate? or am i not getting it

chinks don't care about the climate

Not really, the ice was already melting

and they don't care

@Nekros They're more afraid of Jack Ma than you can ever imagine.

lol

I got protection extended on an item before the short-time warning even went out. 🤔

^ same

i had like 14-15 days left

dude just said dont worry fam, its in your country

and extended it anyway

@Julian you've made it

Comfy II.

the deal torch has been passed

the referall link revenue

Gotta make that dough

owo