Message from @Screaming Jazz

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2018-02-10 17:14:38 UTC  

oh good

2018-02-10 17:14:45 UTC  

I used to care about ricing my phone.

2018-02-10 17:14:57 UTC  

And then I stopped being a NEET and all of that shit seemed utterly pointless.

2018-02-10 17:15:10 UTC  

if you're going to do that tho dont use supersu

2018-02-10 17:15:23 UTC  

it's sold to a chinese company XD

2018-02-10 17:15:30 UTC  

kek

2018-02-10 17:15:31 UTC  

Really?

2018-02-10 17:15:34 UTC  

yeah

2018-02-10 17:15:38 UTC  

How were they even making any money out of it?

2018-02-10 17:15:38 UTC  

<#189467888657235970> 😡

2018-02-10 17:15:47 UTC  

let go to off topic before ban!

2018-02-10 17:50:40 UTC  

when's the Chinese holiday ending

2018-02-10 17:51:08 UTC  

I want to buy the cable ties and a USB switch but no point when they're on holiday

2018-02-10 17:54:23 UTC  

Everytime a gwailo buys chinkshit on a holiday a packing worker feels his heart grow heavier as he celebrates with friends and family, knowing the backog he must go back to

2018-02-10 17:58:47 UTC  

just save up until 11.11

2018-02-10 17:58:48 UTC  

B)

2018-02-10 17:58:53 UTC  

hibernation method

2018-02-10 18:00:53 UTC  

i'm actually strongly considering this

2018-02-10 18:12:28 UTC  

But why?

2018-02-10 18:12:44 UTC  

Last 11.11 was pretty disapointing imo

2018-02-10 18:21:21 UTC  

how reliable do you think a beathalyzer off of ali would be?

2018-02-10 18:23:45 UTC  

it'd probably use chinese measurements anyway

2018-02-10 18:24:25 UTC  

You mean metrics?

2018-02-10 18:24:50 UTC  

I'm mostly joking but yes

2018-02-10 18:25:18 UTC  

@Screaming Jazz its pretty simple so probably pretty well. test it with some vodka

2018-02-10 18:25:22 UTC  

like you know how chinese M is like an american XXS

2018-02-10 18:25:46 UTC  

@Michael BAC is percentage, m8

2018-02-10 18:25:59 UTC  

lol

2018-02-10 18:26:28 UTC  

it's just a joke no bulli <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-02-10 18:26:49 UTC  

That's a meme though.
I'm wearing european M, ordered some "chinese" L shirts and they do fit well

2018-02-10 18:27:03 UTC  

thanks, one of my friends who weighs 170lbs claims that he got drunk off of a half shot of jagermeister and a 4.8% ice last night so I want to get a cheap breathalyzer to prove that its in his head

2018-02-10 18:28:04 UTC  

There's no "cheap" breathaLIZIER THAt works under 30m to begin with..

2018-02-10 18:29:24 UTC  

So i wouldn't recommend to fall into the chink trap here.

2018-02-10 18:29:47 UTC  

why is that?

2018-02-10 18:31:49 UTC  

and i'm 90% sure it's spelt breathalyzer. google corrects me if i spell it breathaLIZIER.

2018-02-10 18:33:29 UTC  

Sry that was just a twitchy finger on caps

2018-02-10 18:35:31 UTC  

@Sdeck37 breathlizers as a rule have a ~20% error factor either from age of device, quality, time of ingestion. Police will take you in for a blood test if the breath are postive most times.

2018-02-10 18:36:29 UTC  

That doesn't change anything of what i said...

2018-02-10 18:37:03 UTC  

I was expounding, not arguing.

2018-02-10 18:37:39 UTC  

Nevermind then

2018-02-10 18:43:24 UTC  

@Screaming Jazz
It's a niche market, less supply and heavily patented as you can't just throw acetic acid onto a controller and expect numbers.

For your problem though:
There are one use breathilyziers, they were about 3bucks each, when we tested them.
Unfortunetly they don't give a number, but are indicators of light/middle/heavy by color.