I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPMDCJrRpT8

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I identify as a Convair B-36

2 much dick waving in vc for me

I love tyrone

What are you a white girl now?

I identify as a ME 262

kebab removed

F

moar

Awoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttoWF3Oz2_w

CIWS

I need to make an awoo cosplay

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i dun geddit

@E4S1911-MN

BRRRRRRRT

spoonfeed joke

http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1486762867820.png

Kill them!

20/80 vision left eye, 20/100 vision right eye

rip

Phalanx with Ballistic Shields + SMG = Fun way to kill ISIS.