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there was this 10/10 qt by the skatepark with a lil dangus floppin round her benus.... god... I just wanted to squeeze his juices out.
Fuck... that 10/10 fucking gorgeous stone cold fox... I just wanna yank his dangus right off and play around with it on my gums..
I thought they were hostile because of america sticking their nose into their business?
white zombie say sorry for being a faggot without gay voice mod
@Zombie m gonna give you 30 seconds to say sorry in voip without voice mod or ur netwirk is gonna get anal'd and ur toaster is gonna b toasted
@DoctorPiss kek whitezombie is gone
this lil 10/2 qt fox hella fly her lil dangus floppering round her beautiful thin fry legs i jus wanna bash my dick into him
hot molten nitrogenous goo spewing from my anal cavity and out my sphincter like crossfire
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger’s heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don’t give a fuck
Stick it up the butt
Now who’s the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we’re on it
A relative described how he once hit a dog with the car like that. The dog got crushed hard! It made a lot of noise but died after half an hour or so. Anyway the gory and kind of fun thing about it was that the dogs eye got dislodged and stuck in the hood ornament, dripping and squishy but kind of looking at you. Dog owners might not like this anecdote but the thought of the unlikeliness of the eye getting stuck there always makes me laugh.
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
One night this girl from another school heard that starbursts were and aphrodisiac. She then stuck a couple in her snatch and got her boyfriend to eat her out. The next day, her boyfriend developed a rash around his mouth and the girl developed a rash down in her fuzzy mimosa. They went to the doctor to get checked out when the doctor asked what had happened. She told him that she stuck starbursts in her snatch because she heard they were an aphrodisiac. The doctor then asked how many she put in. She replied, "Oh, only two." The boyfriend then looked up and said "I'm pretty sure I ate three." The doctor ran some tests and turns out that the boyfriend at 2 starbursts and a herpes sac/pustule. Explaining the rash around his mouth.
lil 10/10 qt loli trap with her dangus floppering around her thighs. fuck. i wanna hit.
i love that apple dude. what was his name? Tim Crook?
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