Message from @Cad

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2018-05-31 23:41:39 UTC  

How do you teach english to chinks without now chinkrunes though?

2018-05-31 23:42:46 UTC  

huh lol

2018-05-31 23:43:34 UTC  

let's say I want that gig

2018-05-31 23:43:50 UTC  

But I don't know simplified

2018-05-31 23:44:01 UTC  

Then you can't teach right ?

2018-05-31 23:44:39 UTC  

apparently china has over 60 university cities like that

2018-05-31 23:44:42 UTC  

so uh

2018-05-31 23:44:45 UTC  

some of them probably suck dick

2018-05-31 23:44:51 UTC  

and are in the middle of fuck nowhere

2018-05-31 23:45:18 UTC  

>surround yourself with chinks and then have the option to fuck off into nature

2018-05-31 23:45:25 UTC  

Sounds like a plan

2018-05-31 23:45:35 UTC  

Lol

2018-05-31 23:45:41 UTC  

good way of thinking about it

2018-05-31 23:46:18 UTC  

maybe china traditionally liked meditation as a way to deal with living in farm city boonies

2018-05-31 23:46:33 UTC  

~~i say as if i don't meditate every day to deal with the same shit~~

2018-05-31 23:49:28 UTC  

turbo you don't have to know the language

2018-05-31 23:50:09 UTC  

it's an ESL teaching gig

2018-05-31 23:50:14 UTC  

some of these jobs have literal requirements of being just a grad

2018-05-31 23:50:17 UTC  

they only like whites tho

2018-05-31 23:50:24 UTC  

if you're black you're gonna have a bad time

2018-05-31 23:50:31 UTC  

"We are hiring recent college graduates to teach students English in China. Teaching experience is not necessary. All recent college graduates are welcome to apply no matter what your major was. You must be willing to travel."

2018-05-31 23:50:49 UTC  

Beijing Raymond International

2018-05-31 23:51:15 UTC  

1500-2800 a month

2018-05-31 23:53:31 UTC  

plus the perk of getting chink shit

2018-05-31 23:53:35 UTC  

direct from the source

2018-05-31 23:53:36 UTC  

"perk"

2018-05-31 23:53:40 UTC  

lol

2018-05-31 23:53:41 UTC  

tho tbh

2018-05-31 23:53:50 UTC  

i'd be a xiaomi whore if i lived in china

2018-05-31 23:54:04 UTC  

get that xiaomi espresso machine with home automation

2018-05-31 23:54:20 UTC  

so i can get a cup of espresso made for me when i wake up automatically, ezpz

2018-05-31 23:55:04 UTC  

xiaomi coats, xiaomi towels, xiaomi running shoes, why tf not

2018-05-31 23:55:33 UTC  

xiaomi gf?

2018-05-31 23:55:54 UTC  

go to work on my xiaomi scooter

2018-05-31 23:56:16 UTC  

wearing my xiaomi baseball cap

2018-05-31 23:56:21 UTC  

and xiaomi umbrella if it's rainin

2018-05-31 23:56:33 UTC  

sleep on the xiaomi mattress

2018-05-31 23:57:10 UTC  

watch anime on my xiaomi TV while waiting for my xiaomi rice cooker

2018-05-31 23:57:11 UTC  

lmao

2018-05-31 23:57:45 UTC  

it'd be kind of minimalist in a way

2018-05-31 23:59:16 UTC  

to get everything from one company