That's a fucking threat

"Our batteries are real shots, they are killer deals, cancel dispute or DIE dear <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Ashley is going to be ashes if she attempts to pick fights like this

Offered to return if they provide shipping label. Gonna give them a day

Wait, was the liitokala always there

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My Liitokala cells have been nothing but good to me

Don't remember if it was when I bought it.

Oh, they're fine cells from what I hear, but I ordered Samsung cells, the type that I'd feel safe using solo in a Q8 or D4, not mystery chink cells.

But Liitokala cells are trusted by @Cole . You aren't saying @Cole is wrong, are you?

What kinda lights he using them in?

A lot of them

He is the flashlight autist

Wait. Isn't @timsandtoms the NEW flashlight autist? I'm pretty sure he got dethroned

There can be multiple autists for multiple things

He is. He has a custom Pelican case for his flashlights.

I don't have a picture as-is, but it's mostly more empty spots to prep for later

LMAO

>(anon's mom) "I need a flashlight, I gotta get some tools out of the shed"

>(anon) "ooh ooh! hang on!, s-stay right there, I'll go get one!"

>*runs to his basement dwelling and pulls a pelican case out from under his bed*

Mom, MOOOOM, HOW BRIGHT DO YOU NEEED

>*takes 3 minutes to choose his coolest tourch and re-assemble it*

>3 minutes
Rookie number

>**naruto runs back out of the basement and into the back garden**

>*looks at his mom's dead corpse on the ground*

...she was raped and killed in the dead of the dusk evening

..all the tools in the shed are gone

AND THE PROM IS TOMORROW

....anon is too busy playing with the flashy settings of the torch to rly care

~ fin ~

@timsandtoms this is you, dude

Don't be silly

I keep one handy.

And all but two are firestartingly bright.

but it's not 'the coolest new one' that arrived yesterday

Well, no, I guess not that many. But they're all bright.

you give your mom the lame one and still do all that other shit

tbh I'm also pretty into cool Chinese torches, ..but a fuckin custom pelican case for your 'collection' dude?

Had the case first and didn't have a good use for it