Message from @johnfrum

Discord ID: 478722951873691668


2018-08-14 00:29:59 UTC  

yes but thats not a phone

2018-08-14 00:30:10 UTC  

@Cad ssmall compared to yhr overall market share of people who just figure out how buses work

2018-08-14 00:30:14 UTC  

a 6.88" xiaomi is

2018-08-14 00:30:29 UTC  

I use Google maps AI for bus scheduling

2018-08-14 00:30:33 UTC  

Google maps despite having access to millions of peoples user data still give really shit bus directions

2018-08-14 00:30:40 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-08-14 00:30:51 UTC  

it's getting better, many places are getting real-time tracking

2018-08-14 00:31:10 UTC  

like my bumfuck port city

2018-08-14 00:31:21 UTC  

Eh, I can go to the greyhound shitty mobile website and get a better deal and faster time.

2018-08-14 00:31:34 UTC  

Greyhound shut down in my entire province

2018-08-14 00:31:36 UTC  

Lmao

2018-08-14 00:31:43 UTC  

>province

2018-08-14 00:31:49 UTC  

a fuckin leaf

2018-08-14 00:31:54 UTC  

Day of the rake WHEN

2018-08-14 00:32:17 UTC  

push me down and rake me bb

2018-08-14 00:32:27 UTC  

gogole maps works great in london

2018-08-14 00:32:28 UTC  

0 issues

2018-08-14 00:33:26 UTC  

NGL tho the walking directions are fucking wack

2018-08-14 00:33:48 UTC  

The time is always timed for some ridiculous half-run hustle with no stops for streetlights

2018-08-14 00:33:49 UTC  

Phone gps systems are shit

2018-08-14 00:34:05 UTC  

How about you read a fucking map you millennial

2018-08-14 00:34:09 UTC  

i can normally walk faster than the google maps walk timer

2018-08-14 00:34:15 UTC  

i cant read a map

2018-08-14 00:34:22 UTC  

What?

2018-08-14 00:34:38 UTC  

What

2018-08-14 00:34:54 UTC  

I walk the old railroad tracks google maps has no directions for most of the time now, it gets me to the main bus stop quicker

2018-08-14 00:35:05 UTC  

Its literally memorizing a small amount of directions

2018-08-14 00:35:09 UTC  

Plus I might get hit one of these days and that will be a relief

2018-08-14 00:36:38 UTC  

Sad cunt

2018-08-14 00:36:42 UTC  

Ride a bike

2018-08-14 00:37:05 UTC  
2018-08-14 00:37:10 UTC  

A rail bike

2018-08-14 00:37:14 UTC  

I will once my Xiaomi™ Ebike™ arrives with my Xiaomi Soymilk maker

2018-08-14 00:37:24 UTC  

Yoooo

2018-08-14 00:37:31 UTC  

Hook that up to that system

2018-08-14 00:37:41 UTC  

Free train rides

2018-08-14 00:38:01 UTC  

Steal power from rail transformer boxes

2018-08-14 00:38:08 UTC  

Free electricity

2018-08-14 00:38:11 UTC  

Ofc! Once the train arrives it will simply push the bike along the track <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-08-14 00:38:16 UTC  

Just never stop

2018-08-14 00:43:13 UTC  

>implying a police officer won't make you fuck off the moment he sees you doing that stupid shit