Shoelaces?

voxlink makes cables so I would go with cables

braided data cables

could be USB-C or some longass phone cable

chink data cable noose

knit me a kitty out of that cable

hey has anyone been to China and looked at laptops from brands like Teclast/Chuwi ?

someone said braided data cables https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/236536511938428929/493890291468599307/n0D0Qvs.png

Gonna whip my kids with that

@Tervy <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

bonus points if you can still use it to transmit data just fine

sure you can

you just need to follow the right cable

no no, you'll get the electrons all tangled up

they're basically useless now

Haha nice

Can u hang yourself with it?

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@timsandtoms Ouch, I missed the part where you're sharpening chisels

Still just steel

Didn't try to sharpen knives before you went 5000W on those shits?

@Millwood you can hang yourself with regular Ethernet cable too, dear

I've got a decent waterstone for that.

But that is cooler

Excuse me, my knives have artisan Cr3MoV2Fe5Cr1 steel manufactured in USA

it is

@Cole Don't recommend that, copper snaps easily

@Sapharanth I dare you to pronounce that 3 times in a row motherfucker

Triple-braided 550 paracord should do the trick though

How good are AliExpress waterstones?

@Sapharanth I don't want anyone to die here I like you all <:downs:355737951918882846>

I have a cheap waterstone and I regret it.

>not using aluminium cables

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

@timsandtoms Let me guess, a two-sided, dark-colored one?

quick somebody mention the gold plated HDMI

wait <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

120/400 red/green

Just wears super fast, so it won't stay flat for a second chisel.

this is why I don't want stones

And cost 1 unit of assorted currency?

@Cole there are stones for your stones