buy now!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32904483884.html

not gonna lie, this actually looks pretty cool.

Wait, since when the fuck did aliexpress do preorders?

The fuck?

@Matthew they're allowing pre-orders for the 11.11 sale

I've seen presale items before, like when a smartphone gets announced

But 11.11 has a pre-order discount event going on

I mean

I guess it stops the guesswork of wondering what will be on sale

plus you might get your shit shipped before the giant swarm

@Matthew It is cool

Uses scalpel blades

But 40 usd for a piece of titanium

Yes, but it's not 35 bux cool

Give this shit to me, but stainless steel

They already have one

Timandtoms bought one of them for like 4 bucks

A folding one?

I have plenty of normal scalpels

Yeah, hold on

But folding knives that use scalpel blades? Couldn't find ones that aren't titanium

http://s.aliexpress.com/aAryMNrQ?

Think it was this one.

'Titamium' is doubtful but its cheap like SS

Did you just send me a link to a 65 dollar scalpel blade handle?

that looks really funny

and qute

how to get arrested in airports

It's true though

Huh, nvm

Theres a couple for like 30~

But thats kind of pricy for something that operates on the same principle as a box cutter

Also @timsandtoms Since I didn't see your message last friday, X-Acto blades (with the short oval hole) are pretty shit tbh, except type 11 or whatever - the pointy one. Scalpel blades are similar, the pointier, the better. Wide curving ones are as sharp as a used razor - more of a sawing motion than a cutting motion. Pointy ones are pointy as fuck and break skin better than a needle would.

Guess wait a couple months when third shift knives that fell off the line start popping up.

Don't know about that, I've been waiting for a long time now

As I've said, I've looked before and didn't find anything

Settled with small knives that use triangular utility blades

Filthy fucking phoneposter

Filthy

But having a tiny, low profile scalpel would be gucci, but I'll stick to my havalon