and sometime "cheap packets" come in within 5 days
worst it has been for cheap packet was 40 days
due it startted to go back and worth 2 depots
china ordinary packet came in a week once that was amazing
the shipping service with the longest expectations is in like one of my top 3 fastest
fastest chink packet i have had is still 4 days (from china)
DHL motherfuckers
mine was 5 I believe
was worth it
they must've chucked the last package into the plane, shut the doors and hit full throttle
it probly sneaked in that days plane out from china
(tbh longest i have waited delivery from chinks was 4 months due cargo-boat... and bad seas)
I like to imagine china has "pushers" that hold the plane's cargo from falling out as the doors close 😄
just like japan with their public transit
yeah
i wonder if ali would benefit from buying their own c130 modified fleet
pffft
with jack ma's money he could rent the AN 225 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
paradrop packages
idea from airdropped chink packages and people staying on designated field for them
fuck customs
:D
India: designated shitting streets Europe: designated shipping fields
and then as you grab your package and start to untie the parachute from it, you get tackled and beaten up by customs officers
true
fuck parachute just large cargonet where they try to target
"return: package crushed someones baby, blood in product"
>cargonet >order anvil
<:benis:239668961011040257>
^
"asnwer to refund: yes friend yes yes drunk pilot again yes he warned many times frined we still love you here have half refund, package did good and killed communist, good good"
not sure all the russian ali customers would be happy about killing communists 🤔
but pilots work is easier there
all you need to do is hit no need to target
dohohoho
Order anvils from Ali
yes hello i said that
they do genuinely sell some, though
unfortunately they're only 3lbs maximum
just order 50
