pffft

with jack ma's money he could rent the AN 225 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

paradrop packages

idea from airdropped chink packages and people staying on designated field for them

yeah

fuck customs

:D

India: designated shitting streets
Europe: designated shipping fields

and then as you grab your package and start to untie the parachute from it, you get tackled and beaten up by customs officers

true

fuck parachute just large cargonet where they try to target

"return: package crushed someones baby, blood in product"

>cargonet
>order anvil

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^

"asnwer to refund: yes friend yes yes drunk pilot again yes he warned many times frined we still love you here have half refund, package did good and killed communist, good good"

not sure all the russian ali customers would be happy about killing communists 🤔

but pilots work is easier there

all you need to do is hit no need to target

dohohoho

Order anvils from Ali

yes hello i said that

they do genuinely sell some, though

unfortunately they're only 3lbs maximum

just order 50

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steelbeams would be better tho

"please make it cheap no need for protective packing

"just tape the adress to the steel"

"yes thank you"

"friend"

I use express shipping for electronics

For anything else I just use packet shipping and forget about it

for electronics there is LCSC what has fast shipping anyway

for devices and such there is no need for hurry

anyone else ever just lose their mind and find themselves about to order 30€ worth of kawaiii stickers and masking tape?

https://aliexpress.com/item/N/32883707069.html

i mean look at this cute lil guy

https://aliexpress.com/item/a/32919129172.html

or the penguin one there

why dude